Imagine stroking it here

Damn bitch you live like this ?

Put my fuckass monolith in front of my bed and i jack off in front of it

My stupid fucking wife keep putting this stupiud obelisk in front of my tv i cant watch the fucking game

Who up playing with they obelisk

Do you think love could blossom in a place beyond space and time?

Im a creep

My wifes boyfriend is really annoying

I fucking hate it here

My hungry ass could never watch 2001 a space oddyssey

Smoking that shit that made 2000 one

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

A vile bauble of gods vanity

I cant be watchin food network this late im gettin hungry as fuck 🤣

Get high and think of me

WHISPER FOUL THINGS IN MY EAR YOU'RE BELOW ME MORON

Trying to slap my salami but this thundercunt of a walrus wont go the hell away

These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see em

My ancestors are proud of me. Could you say the same?

Can he die

AT THE END OF TIME IT FOLLOWS ME. IT FOLLOWS ME INTO DREAMS, MY NIGHTMARES, AND NOW OBLIVION. WHEN WILL IT END?

I be biting the chewy part of the cough drop to make my teeth a little sharper

My circle small but we crazy

This fucking sucks i wish i was in my room jerking off

Im tryna watch the towerfall but a bunch of gnomes built this fuckass wall to block the tele

I can imagine anything

The 2000 and one got me moving like an invasive species

this is a tumblr post i would reblog if i hadnt blocked emu for posting that stupid fucking monolith 1 billion times

These dudes so pussy i jack off when i see them

If I had a penis I would fuck the clay-rich soil of the riverbed

Im going to kill myself i cant tickly touch it anymore

Kyaaaa, trips over my shit and dies

I swear to god if emu makes any more monolith posts im gonna shit bricks

I wish my wife would leave so i can jack the fuck off

Would you rather have a gay son or thug daughter

Smoking that shit that made 2000 ten

Would

This pleasant gradient shows up at your front door

Fucking the thing at the mall

My wifes boyfriend keeps fucking up my goon cave with his weird fucking abstracts

Oh god i am so incredibly hard right now someone tell my exwife to leave the room

Holy Moly

Cross faded off some 2000 and ten