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hello. new pine d post
asks are turned off because i literally never get anything but spam. please request in the comments if you want them to be turned back on.
Week Ending March 31st, 2025
The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names or titles weren’t on the list last week.
Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol
As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.
So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.
Seriously, this is extremely Rosa Parks coded. Good looking, religious college girl. It's the whole playbook. She also added this selfie.
I support her and hope this goes as well as it can.
Shoutout to trans women for being the only ones to do something actually politically radical with the recent trend of girlcore catholicism
And just so everyone knows this is considered “potentially sensitive or explicit [in] nature.”
splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right
splatoon fans in the notes are behaving how you might expect
Its real now thanks op
i cannot BELIEVE
Q: Woah mama
A: Yeah
Q: Why is this so long? Add a read more!
A: Then people won't read it
Q: What are your pronouns?
A: He/him for Elvis, she/her for the mod
Q: Why do you say "Woah mama" so much?
A: Woah mama they put me in the orb / the scary planet. And Johnny Bravo
Q: Where have you been?
A: Lost in the mojave desert
Q: What about the island?
A: No, it was the desert
Q: What about Mars?
A: No, it was the desert
Q: I thought you died?
A: I got better
Q: Say trans rights!
A: Trans rights!
Q: What about Woah papa?
A: Elvis is bisexual
Q: Do you support X queer group?
A: Hell yeah!
Q: Hi Elvis!
A: Hi random citizen!
Q: How do you feel about the Kings of Freeside
A: I love those guys
Q: How do you feel about the people who played you in the movies?
A: They aren't the real King, hummina hummina hummina
Q: What was it like in the orb?
A: Bad
Q: How did you get in the orb?
A: Stop asking about the orb
Q: My grandparent / other person loves your music!
A: Good for them!
Q: *Literally anything about Bubba Ho-Tep*
A: I'm aware
Q: *Literally anything relating to the sandwich*
A: Elvis only eats lizards and beetles
Q: What about water?
A: Just lizards and beetles
Q: You ate the beatles???
A: Just Paul. And he got better
Q: What's your favorite lizard and or beetle to eat?
A: Ladybugs
Q: Lizards and beetles sandwich?
A: No
Q: How do you prepare the lizards and beetles?
A: I eat them raw
Q: *That one image of Elvis recieving a message from Charles Xavier*
A: Yes, it's real, stop sending me it
Q: Do you like My Chemical Romance?
A: Yes, I've said it like five times now
Q: Do you like-
A: The musicians I've commented on are as follows: Hatsune Miku, Tally Hall, Chonny Jash, Johnny Cash, MCR, Weezer, Will Wood (And the Tapeworms), Chappell Roan, Jhariah, Lemon Demon, Eminem, Jay, Eazy, and probably a few others
Q: What are your thoughts on "Elvis is Everywhere"?
A: I am everywhere
Q: Do you ship Phan?
A: No but seriously imagine it
Q: Here's a picture of my pet!
A: Adorable!
Q: Where were you on 9/11/2001
A: The Mojave Desert. Please stop sending asks about 9/11
Q: I've started saying "Woah mama" as a stim
A: That's what it is to Elvis as well
Q: Is "Woah Mama" a vocal stim?
A: Read the above answer
Q: I'm starting hormones soon, any advice?
A: Don't be nervous, you got this, I believe in you
Q: Johnny Bravo!
A: Who do you think I've been impersonating this whole time
Q: Greaseball the Deasel
A: Shut up
Q: You misspelled Diesel
A: Fuck
Q: What are your thoughts on Vriska Homestuck?
A: She did nothing wrong
Q: Cats or dogs?
A: Hound dogs, crying all the time
Q: What would your fursona be?
A: Nothing but a hound dog
Q: *Luminous Mama post*
A: Been there, done that
Q: Hey check out this ad!
A: I've seen it
Q: What's your favourite Pokémon?
A: Kingambit (Mod's is H. Zoroark)
Q: Is the Elvis Special (a bullet) just a bullet?
A: No it shoots out of a gun
Q: Are you woke?
A: Yeah
Q: *Forcefemmes you*
A:
Q: *Anything relating to Michael Jackson*
A: Woah mama you are banging my daughter
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: 12. 12 woods
Q: What are your thoughts on Lilo and Stitch?
A: Amazing movie (the remake isn't real)
Q: *Tagging you in the Fool's Gold Loaf post*
A: How about I block you right now?
Q:
A:
Q: Pricilla was 14
A: I know, that was fucked up, I don't support pedophilia, this is a silly gimmick blog
Q: Erm actually marrying a 14 year old doesn't make you a pedophile
A: Die in a hole
Q: Elvis was racist and stole black music
A: I know. I don't support that. Just because I'm impersonating a famous dead guy doesn't mean I support everything he's ever done
Q: Bethany hymen-restoration-project Rage is a terf / hates trans men!!
A: Google the term "satire"
Q: Can I make an AI chatbot of you?
A: Die in a hole
Q: Make the FAQ longer
A: Okay
Q: I love you / I love this blog!
A: Thank you so much!! I love recieving these love messages but I can't really answer them all. Your praise was received, I promise
I read every question I'm sent and I wish I could answer them all but I can't, sadly
If I didn't answer your ask don't send it again
If you find my main and mention Elvis I will block you I'm not kidding
These anons gets to be here because they asked nicely:
ELVIS TAGGING SYSTEM:
#Woah Mama: Any Elvis post
#Mod post: Posts from the spider lady
#Elvis answers: Asks
#Elvis edits: Posts with images I edited
Now look at this post because I really really like it
i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.
i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!
[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]
hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)
Amen to that.
This has been approved by your local lesbian. Although I’ve got transmasc allegations going on so maybe I’m not one to talk.
This has been approved by your local tired bisexual, sure I'm not in this post, but I sure do damn agree with it.
Approved by your probably not local Aroace gal!!!
Also it's probably not local because I exist in a void where only Tumblr and everything I can find on the internet exists!
This has been approved by your not so local pansexual femboy.
this has been approved by your not at all local enby
Seen a couple posts on the dashboard lately about writing with ADHD. So, for the ADHD and neurodivergent folks who like writing but struggle sometimes… check out StimuWrite.
You can set it to make little sounds as you type (or leave them off), and emojis pop up in the corner. You can change the background, dark and light themes, set your word goal, and it gives you a percentage and total word count at the bottom. Though it’s more meant for getting a draft written up, so it doesn’t have spell check or anything like that. You’re meant to just copy and past what you write here into Google Docs or Word or Scrivener or whatever else you use and go from there. Honestly love it when I’m struggling to get words down, though. And apparently there’s an update now for StimuWrite 2?👀
Anyways, give it a try if it looks like it may help. It’s currently name-your-own-price.
Yo I just downloaded this thing and hammered out 3000 words????? Which is more than I’ve written in years????????
Hey I’ve accidentally written 20,000 words in six days.
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
Still hearing the ads music after you close the page
having adblock
Sites that forbid adblock
When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled
When porn ads pop up unexpectedly
this post gets better everytime i see it
When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.
THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.
When you have to wait to skip the ad
When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes
I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”!
when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.
It got better.
Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol
When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.
wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E
I found this amusing, so here you go.
When the ad asks why you want to get rid of it and won’t go away:
*hits it with shoulder*
When the X button is too darn small
Too legendary *not* to reblog ;w;
This is just goofy at this point. Am I going to make it worse? Yes
