We Stan Evie Frye

jacob frye when you only hire female rooks to come with you

Happy Pride to Desmond Miles, Alexios and Kassandra of Sparta, Jacob and Evie Frye, Ned Wynert, Bayak and Aya, Aveline, Shao Jun, Altaïr Malik and Maria, the Auditore kids, Edward and Conner Kenway and finally, once again, Desmond Miles.

elise be like:

inspired by this post and seeing @datnovice​ @straight-into-the-animus​ w/ the tags of glory

Unity but everytime Arno and Elisé get back together Abba's Mamma mia starts playing

Does anyone even listen to me? Fuck no.

Does anyone even take me seriously? Fuck no.

Does anyone even give a shit when I have something to say? Fuck no.

Does anyone even care that I’m alive and matter? Fuck no. Clearly I don’t.

Does anyone even care that I’ve been doing this for six years and have so much more experience than they’ve ever had? Fuck no.

I thought I mattered.

I thought I had things to say.

I thought people cared about me.

I thought people liked me.

I thought my faculty cared that I was helping them.

I thought the world would be different if I wasn’t alive.

I thought.

I thought.

I thought.

I just don’t want to be here anymore. Nobody cares, nobody cares.

the most legendary lyric of my generation tbh

reblog this in 3008

i’m prepared.

my cat: *walks in my room*

me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???

my cat:

FIRE!!!! >:D!!!!

Fireproof! :D

Capitalism

ayyy

MORE FIRE

FIRE AGAIN LETS GOOOO

crime

Im taking you fucks to eeby deeby.

I’m just a lesbian wielding a bat with nails hammered into it.

Being a fucking simp

ASSASSIN’S CREED: VALHALLA → 3/∞

You know, normally you start seeing food plants and adrenaline shrooms and you think, "something's about to fuck me up" but instead, it was just like, "I hear u like killing wolves :):):) so here's a GIANT FUCKING WOLF uwu :):):):)"

And then fifteen minutes later, "heeeyyyyy, do drugs and fight half a dozen bears :):):)"

Okay this has been bothering me a lot, the quest “A Wise Friend” where Valka arrives has been bugged for days for me... she just stops walking in front of the longhouse.

anyone have ideas on how to fix?

I'm completing the cairn stones now with our resident bastard man Basim, and in one of them Varin is telling young Eivor that Loki was a jealous asshole with no regard for anyone but himself, and I can just imagine Basim being like

Finding out Basim = Loki like “yeah I knew that” and then realizing the implications