you. me. pattycake.

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my girl maggey is blogging from prison in a maid dress

aren't we all

there are only two pitches. the fastball and the curveball. everything else is liberal propaganda.

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

people will just name restaurants in chicago anything

When you kill ornstein first

We need more honorifics for when you like get good at something like dr ...like maybe if you, eat, 1000000 hotdogs you can be htdg. That's a fucking stupid example but you're not paying me to come up with posts now are you .

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

Sorry I can't stop crying RIP

"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors

"Guga, we can't film you cooking a 'bumblebee' steak. That doesn't make any fucking sense."

"I already caught the bee, Angel."

in love with this tweet

kitty need blunt NOW

more people need to be made aware that the down with cis bus and fefe happened on the exact same day

This is pretty weak, he should've brought it back to Old Navy.

I think its nice and it was marshalls