Iris

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes

barty likes to call reg pookie to annoy him

date someone who is interested in you. i don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. i mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. someone who wants to read every word you write. someone who wants to hear every note of your favourite song, or watch every scene of your favourite movie. someone who wants to find every scar on your body, and learn where they came from. someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. there is a difference between attraction and interest. find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are.

“why do you ship them? I thought the ship wasn’t canon?” bro we’re talking about fictional characters, who don’t actually exist in real life, from a media that focuses solely on fictional events that are not real either. so what if these two made-up characters didn’t kiss in their source material? they have lots of nasty gay sex on archive of our own and thousands of novel length slow burn enemies to lovers fics written about them. the fanon content at this point far exceeds the whole canonical franchise. the problem isn’t “it’s not canon” the problem is that you don’t allow yourself to let go of canon and enjoy the wonder of fan contents that are just as good / valid

( HIBIscus + tea )

[ID: A flag with 9 horizontal stripes. The stripes from top to bottom are pastel pink, very light brown, old pink, very light brown, dust, very light brown, orange, very light brown, faded orange.]

[PT: hibiteagender ( HIBIscus + tea )

gender related to hibiscus and tangerines (slightly related to the songs "sweet hibiscus tea" and "sweet tangerine") /end PT]

"New family, same bullshit!" -sirius when Eupehmia won't let him get a trampstamp at age 16

Sirius looked too much like Orion, so he kept his hair long.

Regulus looked too much like Walburga, so he kept his hair short.

rosekiller but they're the lead singers of rival bands, the sexual tension, hate sex, all that. them constantly dissing each other's music in interviews, on twitter, in person, between kisses, on stage and while getting awards.

their fanbases hate eachother, toxic fanbase discourse, doxing eachother for opinions. it's awful. but as all fandoms have, there are shippers, the shippers get the most hate

one day rosekiller just decide that yeah you know what, we've been hooking up for years at this point let's just start dating.

three days after they officially get together Barty walks straight up to Evan and they start making out, full disgusting making out, zero shame, at one of Evan's bands biggest concerts of the tour

the fanbases are in so much shock that they don't even know what to say. twitter trending page is just: WHAT, IM CONFUSED, and ROSEKILLER

rosekiller then immediately announce their engagement on twitter. zero proposal Barty and Evan just decided to get married cause why not

twitter doesn't survive the day

tiny baby James Potter trying to help his mother bake his fathers birthday cake and accidentally setting the kitchen on fire somehow

Grown up James Potter-Black coming home from work on his birthday to find his husband trying to put out the fire that baby Harry accidentally set while the two of them baked James' birthday cake.

like father, like son

i often get uncomfortable by how intense this fandom gets with opinions, even opinions i agree with. the only opinion i have that i actually care about is that we should all let eachother do whatever we want, not censor ourselves, and stop arguing over petty shit. i think we should all just be nice to eachother and have fun

Jegulus because I need to practice drawing people kissing (I barely do it for some reason 😭) and I love them

At first the muffins weren’t there but I had an extra space and I like to remind myself of the devastation from reading Art Heist Baby! apparently 😭 (yes they’re supposed to be orange muffins)

also Regulus is short and has to stand on tip-toes to kiss James 😈

Jegulus studying but James can't focus for more than 15 minutes.

Purgatorio = gato = cat. Ba dam tsssss.

Regulus 100% stole James’ blood some how and either wears it around his neck in a vial or uses it for experiments.

You’d think that James would find this crazy but actually he thinks it’s a little insane but once he learns that Regulus is doing it to see if they can combine their blood and dna so that they can be together even when they are dead and buried, James is a little less worried but still thinks it’s insane.

They are married.