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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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Maybe I’d hate you less if you stopped saying all my favorite critters are disgusting pests who should be killed to extinction. Just a thought though.
Meet the Changewing!
“My wife and I were grateful when our ship crashed on the soft sandy shores of an island instead of continuing to drift out more to sea. Our thanks were short-lived, as not even a few moments after we stepped off the deck, we were swarmed by dozens of territorial changewing mothers protecting their newborn hatchlings. We managed to get our valuables and retreat to a safe cave to camp out, however their poisonous saliva made it so we were stranded for a few days. A few very nauseous days.”
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Hello! I'm really struggling to get a job ATM and forgot I didn't post my commission sheet on my tumblr yet so here it is! If you're interested the form and TOS is listed here! https://aquatik.carrd.co
Apologies for all the tags LMAO Reblogs are super-duper appreciated <3