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NCT & Stray Kids I wish I could do requests but I'm just too flighty and I abandon my own original ideas all the time. So I can't.
Anonymous asked:

btw i found my new obsession other than shinee, it’s ateez lol

my biases are seonghwa and san and i never felt happier and free-

i still love jonghyun so much that i could kiss him on the lips, but fuckkkkkkkk it feels so good to actually go to a kpop store where you can buy albums and you can ACTUALLY have a chance pull out your bias without breaking the bank like jonghyun i love you but i don’t wanna be spending £60 on the album itself with a £20 fee, a £10 delivery fee and £30 in tax just to get your album with a photocard… and also the photocard is bought separately- and OMG I’M ACTUALLY INCLUDED IN COMEBACKS AND I CAN ACTUALLY WATCH THEM WITHIN A DAY WITHOUT FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE- BROOOOOO THIS IS SOMETHING I’VE NEVER FELT FOR YEARSSSSSSSS 😭

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Oh, yaaay I'm so glad you've added another group to stan. I love ateez so much San is also my bias and Mingi is my other bias and I adore them so much. I'm glad youre able to engage with in a fandom so comfortably and freely. I hope during their next comeback ypu get to experience it fully and hopefully you'll be able to see them in concert I know they go to London during tours so I hope you can get tickets.

Haechan: I smell cotton candy, can I have some?
Johnny: I don't have cotton candy, it's just my vape.
Haechan: Even better, mine just died.
Doyoung: Dont share vapes with Johnny and Yuta. I saw them share theirs with fans in a parking lot.
Yuta: It's how you build community. I also make out with fans over 30.
Doyoung: Aren't you afraid of getting herpes?
Yuta: Why would I be afraid of something I already have?
Mark: What? I just shared a soda with you!
Yuta: Everyone has herpes Mark, it's fine.
Doyoung: I dont know how to stress it really isn't fine.
Hyunjin: I just got an important text, so I need to go. I won't be back for a while
Changbin: But I can't be alone.
Hyunjin: I don't know what that has to do with me.
Changbin: Chan, don't let him leave.
Chan: He is a grown man. And can leave as he pleases. Where are you going?
Hyunjin: Miami.
Chan: Okay, can you just wait till we're in Orlando?
Hyunjin: It's important.
Han: He received a text from a lady that said she's gonna bounce on it like Megan thee Stallion.
Hyunjin: Give me my damn phone.
Changbin: Dont let him go. He doesn't need to.
Chan: No, no, that is absolutely an emergency. I'll tell you when you need to come back.
Hyunjin: You're the best dad. Gotta go.
Changbin: How could you let him go be with some hussy. What about me?
Chan: You literally stole the lovely woman we met in Washington from me and Seungmin. You'll be just fine.
Seungmin: Ungrateful crybaby. You don't even deserve her.
Chan: Seungmin, you're not wrong, but be nice.

HELP! I was reading a series you did where Han and Changbin thought they were dating reader and Hyunjin was trying to hook up with reader and now I can't find it! 😭😭😭😭😭 It is so funny and good, I want to keep reading it but I can't find it.

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Hi, I tried really hard to find it but couldn't, are there any other details or other members mentioned because don't exactly remember a post like that atleast not with all three since it's either hyunjin jungwoo and jeongin competing for the same person and Chan changbin and Han with another person. Only Chan would overlap. Any other details would really help me find it for you and im happy to hear you enjoyed it.

Han: Jisung imprinted on our babysitter and keeps following her around like a duckling.
Seungmin: Why do 24 and 23 year olds need a babysitter ?
Han: Cause we need supervision.
Seungmin: Who even is your babysitter?
Han: Nice lady Jungwoo brought over, we asked her to take us to the mall and decided to keep her as our babysitter.
Seungmin: You're grown men. Who even pays her?
Han: Chan, I just tell him to pay her and he does and he gives her money for our activities.
Seungmin: Why do people just accept your nonsense.
Han: Low expectations of me being normal takes me a long way.
Anonymous asked:

hiiiii it's meeee i definitely don't deserve "daily anon" rights anymore lol but hiii i missed you!!

DO YOU KNOW I'M MARRIED NOW I HAVE A WHOLE ASS HUSBAND it's insane and the wedding had its drama but it's done and I had fun and now I'm settling back into real life after like a month of just wedding stuff

catch me up on youuuuu what have you been up toooo

Hiiiii, I missed you toooo!, oh my gosh yaaaaay congratulations, I'm so happy for you! I'm glad you still had fun despite usual wedding drama I hope you are enjoying newly wed life and the wind down is treating you well. I have been up to much this week has be tumultuous cause I feel and bruised my hip once that healed I got sick and once I started to feel better I hurt my shoulder. Mercury is in Gatorade isn't it I just know it. But other than everything been good my boyfriend came over for the first time a week ago, and I had a best friend shopping day the same week so it was a nice week before the bad one. I hope things go well for you and I can't wait to hear from you again and again I'm so happy for you🩷🩷

Johnny: What are you doing with that full figured pear shaped woman?
Jungwoo: I stole Hyunjin's girlfriend.
Johnny: Stole her how? Convinced her to date you instead of him? Or took her from his house and brought her here?
Jungwoo: Yes.
Johnny: We're in a completely different country how did you sneak her here?
Jungwoo: Firstly shes from Florida so this is her home and Doyoung stole Changbin's girlfriend so they flew here together.
Johnny: Doyoung!
Doyoung: He doesn't treasure her the way that I do.
Johnny: In times like these, I need you to be responsible.
Doyoung: Nope, I'm tired. We're going to Vegas to get married.
Jungwoo: It'll be a quick detour.
Yuta: I stole a fan from Canada. Can we go too?
Johnny: You can't steal fans.
Yuta: She wanted to come with me so I'm not gonna say no.
Johnny: You guys, this isn't fair. I'm going to go to Atlanta and get the girl I saw last time. Then we'll go to Vegas to marry them.
Mark: What about me?
Johnny: You just have to start stealing people's girlfriends.
Anonymous asked:

TAEMIN IN LONDON EUEISKSKWKEKDKSKSK

IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING I’M GONNA CRY I WANNA PEE MYSELF EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES BECAUSE I SEE TAEMIN’S ADORABLE FACE JEJEKEKSKSKSK

LIKESSSES EEEEEKEKEKEKSKS LEMME TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE I SCREAM TOO LOUD-

I WENT TO THE VENUE A BIT TOO LATE BECAUSE THEY STARTED LINING EVERYONE UP IDK WHY BUT I WAS SO PISSED THAT I WAS AT THE BACK (i wasn’t at the back but i was somewhat in the middle for the vip queue) SO I THOUGHT I WAS UNLUCKY UNTIL-

BAM A CAR COMES AND IT’S TAEMIN’S CAR AND I’M RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT AND I SAW TAEMIN LEAVE AND ENTER THE BUILDING RHHWSJSJSJSJSJSJ

THENNNNNNNNNNNN AT ABOUT 5:30pm ig people at the back were asked to go forward because idk why i think it was because the people at the front were pushing and we came at the right time since cctv footage shows us coming in when we were supposed to while others lurked around??? either way people were PISSED, and i was confused because i came so dam late and i went in first????

either way BAM I GOT NEAR BARRICADE- I GOT TO SEE TAEMIN PERFORM GUILTY WITH MY OWN GOD GIVEN EYES??????? I SAW HIS ABS, LIKE REAL ABS!!!!!!! I’M NOT JOKING- (he didn’t go shirtless sadly but it would be nice heheheh)

AND THEN- JEJEKEKSKSKSKSKSK THIS IS THE BEST PART, HE NOTICED ME WHILE HE WAS PERFORMING ONE OF HIS SONGS HELELWLELELSLWLWLSLSLSLSLS

HE WAS GOING TO OUR SIDE THERE WAS SOMEONE DOING HEARTS TO HIM AND HE DID IT BACK!!!! SO I SHOOT MY SHOT BY WAVING MY JAPANESE SHATING STAR AND HE SMILED AT ME RUEJWKWKSKEKSJWJSJSKSBZBSBSBSBD

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT NOTICED BY THE LEE TAEMIN FROM SHINEE!!!!!!!!! HTENJEJEKEKEKEEK THE MAN I CRUSHED ON FOR SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME BUT- I DO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEBEBEB

ANYWHO THE PERFORMANCES ARE AMAZING!!!!!!! TAEMIN IS ADORABLE LIKE ALWAYS AND I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME!!!!!!!!! I HOPE HE COMES BACK!!!! he promised so if he doesn’t imma cry jejwkskskssk

anywho rant over i love taemin heheheh

— 🥋 (yes i am actually back, and i wanted to share this to you i missed you so much 🥺)

Yaaaaaaay! Oh my god I'm so happy you got to see Taemin and he noticed you and were able to get to the barricade im so happy for you. You absolute deserved everything. And aw I missed you too im not on Tumblr as often as I want to be I do check almost everyday so stop by anytime you want.

daily gifs until hyune day: king of hair styles — “if you like my long hair, pls love me until it grows out. if you like it short, pls love me until it's gone. then, i’ll only receive love”
Chan: Felix I already told you, if fans throw bras at us you can't keep them.
Felix: But it's a gift and why can't I accept a gift?
Chan: You can't keep them.
Hyunjin: Can I keep them?
Chan: No.
Jeongin: Can I keep them then?
Chan: No one can keep the bras thrown at us.
Han: So...putting them on my head and running around with it is out of the question.
Chan: Go in time out.
Han: It's the third time today.
*to a camera*
Felix: Little does he knows I do keep them. This one is from Atlanta.
*an hour later*
Felix: Chan heard me and I'm in time out now.
Han: He found out about them?
Felix: Yep now he's gonna check my suitcases. Hey can-
Han: After the raccoon situation, I get routine suitcase checks.
Chan: Let him go Lee know.
Lee know: No, he needs to learn.
Hyunjin: I didn't even do anything!
Lee know: You threatened to Mary Poppins Han.
Hyunjin: He ate my mcnuggets.
Lee know: You threated to shove an umbrella in his mouth and open it.
Hyunjin: HE ATE MY MCNUGGETS!!
Lee know: I'll turn you into mcnugget.
Chan: Give him to me, Hyunjin I'll get you more. Lee know they argue all the time let it go.
Lee know: I'll get you Eminem, I'll get you just wait and see.
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