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First things first: you can call me Simple or Alex, my pronouns are he/him/they/them, I'm a 17 y.o. artist and writer who enjoys almost every fandom in existence!

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Posted: 10.09.2024

Just a moment, chat

Ya think it's normal to be mad at someone who kissed you not only without your permission, but also despite you saying multiple times a straight "no"? Not even an innocent peck on the cheek, but full freaking kiss.

It happened like a week ago, yet I'm still feeling like shit. However some friends say I'm being too dramatic and that I should be happy a girl kissed me.

Like the hell you mean happy? I said no, I didn't want this and yet I was forced to.

Idk if I'm being dramatic or not

Cannot stop thinkin abt first episode

Ivor's and Gabriel's meeting, specifically

Idk, it just feels like originally Old Order wasn't even supposed to know about command block:/

Just, come one, do you really think Gabriel would try to kill WitherStorm with one strike of diamond sword if he knew that thing can blink EnderDragon out of existence?

Would he tell "Find the others" if he knew not Magnus, nor Ellegaard will be able to help with that thing?

It's like with Ivor being 5th member: their reactions, words and actions tell completely different story.

I think, not only Ivor was not supposed to be 5th member, but also the whole command block was supposed to be a completely different arc. Nothing to do with cheating or whatever

Going for country's English competition tomorrow ya! (Like hell who said I know English bitches please you sent the weakest out of that goddamn school)

Rotating Gabe in my head hoping it'll help

Also, I promise I'm working on stuff. Just very very very very very very very very very very very very very slow

Very

Feels very strange to see someone writing violent fanfic with your favorite character when you're for so long was the only one to do it. It's not bad, but I certainly have mixed feelings between "Yaaa!" and confusion.

Beheaded Gabriel was not on my bingo 2025 list, but whatever

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You already know, what this is gonna be about, pal...

Adjust his cowboy hat

Gabriel headcanons? Or maybe Gabriel X Ivor headcanons? Or maybe even better Gabriel X Ivor headcanons where they adopt Petra in the process?

Slowly slides out of the ask box

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Simple!! EYYY yeah I figured it'd be him

Puts on my own cowboy hat

Alright.. let's get it started then.

First off, his hair. I think he has like.. a buzz cut? Not good with hairstyles but yeah. I think that's the vibe I'm looking for.

Gabriel is a great cook, he can fix any mess in a pot other... certain people make. Though his nose gets stuffed easily(either just conditions or allergies) and you sometime end up with something either too bland or just too.. flavorful

I always used to think Gabriel would have a really good, healthy routine which he follows everyday. Probably because it's the only thing that makes him feel secure and sane. Doing the same routine everyday and night-. He cannot stay awake during sleepovers. He will fall asleep when his bedtime comes.

He wears glasses for reading. He also wears them for when he needs to look at something clearly, something special and important(totally foreshadowing) to him. He doesn't like wearing glasses though(magnus teased him about it a lot. Thought he also needs glasses. But he doesn't really need to wear them cause he barely reads-). He has tried contact lenses but it takes like.. half an hour so.. he needs some more practice to put them in well.

He isn't exactly an animal person(one of the things he really doesn't like is cleaning) but he owns and cares for two dogs. One was just a pet, the other one he took when he found em abandoned in a forest.

Oh and. You know.. dad jokes

Okie- now moving onto Gabriel x Ivor (plus their adoption of a grown ass woman who acts like a teenager)

They're like the sunshine x grumpy trope? Right? Yeah... think so. I like that-

Alright. So Gabriel is someone who wakes up at 6-7 in the morning(like I said. Schedule) and Ivor is the type of person to be going to sleep at that time. Gabriel often just grabs Ivor from his lab and brings him to bed with him. Like a body pillow.

Ivor can cook. He just really likes to uh... experiment with his cooking. Sometimes it tastes great! But most of the times... uh- ahh-... yeah. Let's keep him in the lab shall we?

Honestly still pissed off the fact that they made Ivors dialogs so confusing in the first episode. I very much believed that Ivor had some bigger personal beef with Gabriel, or some other problems with the order.. like he was an assistant? Like he wasn't an official part of the order, but was about to get like a promotion or something. But the order changed their mind and kicked him out for different reasons like, different perspectives on 'helping' or 'being a hero' and lack of effort(maybe?). ... yeah that isn't what we're supposed to be talking about here lol. Anyways--

Gabriel likes hugs. He likes warmth in general. And Ivor likes his personal space. He is more fond of affection and physical contact in season 2.

Now a bit of the.. adoption situation

I don't know how it happens. I don't know why they'd do it in the first place. She just woke up one day with two dads and apparently all her friends agreed on it??

Gabriel sees Ivor and Petra as really similar people, almost as if they were an actual family. Ivor and Petra refuses to believe it but everyone silently agrees with Gabe.

Gabriel is more of the nice dad and Ivor just doesn't care much. But in reality he does. He's more like the... protective dad in like TV shows with rules like.. no boys inside you're room, stay five feet apart or some shit but he never admits it. Or shows it much. But he does get really.. uhh annoying when things like that happens.

It took them three years for Petra to actually accept the two as parental figures.

Uhhhh I don't think I can think anymore- that's it for now. But I like those three. I think I might end up writing more abt them lol.

Thanks for dropping by Simpl :)

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YAYAYAYAYAYAYA

EMOTIONS

«First off, his hair. I think he has like.. a buzz cut? Not good with hairstyles but yeah. I think that's the vibe I'm looking for.»

Always imagined him with super fluffy curly hair messy style out of his Order duties, like at home man walks with a nest on his head that somehow looks beautiful BUT! When it comes to being Order's face, aka shows and stuff, he, just like Kai (Ninjago), uses hair gel to make a perfect styling that we see on his original model.

«Gabriel is a great cook, he can fix any mess in a pot other... certain people make. Though his nose gets stuffed easily(either just conditions or allergies) and you sometime end up with something either too bland or just too.. flavorful»

Allergies, my favorite thing. The hc sounds so freaking good, yet my whole "He's a dog" campaign forces me to stick to him having very keen sense of smell and hearing. He still can sometimes zone out and burn stuff.

«I always used to think Gabriel would have a really good, healthy routine which he follows everyday. Probably because it's the only thing that makes him feel secure and sane. Doing the same routine everyday and night-. He cannot stay awake during sleepovers. He will fall asleep when his bedtime comes.»

Abso-fucking-lutely. He also uses lots of beauty products and works out because... He is the face of the Order. He should look good.

«He wears glasses for reading. He also wears them for when he needs to look at something clearly, something special and important(totally foreshadowing) to him. He doesn't like wearing glasses though(magnus teased him about it a lot. Thought he also needs glasses. But he doesn't really need to wear them cause he barely reads-). He has tried contact lenses but it takes like.. half an hour so.. he needs some more practice to put them in well.»

Oh YES! I had similar one, but instead of Magnus teasing him, it was more about Gabriel feeling insecure because of it. Warrior with glasses, seriously? He has myopia, meaning he can't see something far from him. My main thing was that he constantly drinks healing potions, which can improve vision for some amount of time. The other thing is that he was hiding it from the Order, so instead of just asking Ivor to brew some, he was forced to constantly buy and restock it, making sure he always had a bottle in case he'd need to fight or something.

I would so fucking love to comment more, but I need to run now. That was absolutely entertaining.

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