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@whatcjdidnext / whatcjdidnext.tumblr.com

She/Her/They/Them. 30s. DNI if you're under 21 - or your blog has no age stated. I dont pander to children My name is a need to know basis - If I dont know you, then you dont need to know

Because @witches-unruly-heart will probably publish her list she has about me

(Edited as of 1st April 2025)

  • One time I tried to write “away” but it came out as “aaay”
  • I once tweeted Simon Gleeson saying he’d be amazing as Valjean and in the same breath I said “oh wait he already did” in Les Mis and he tweeted back saying “I’d love to play him again”
  • I have to google “Verona” because I believed that Shakespeare made the city up
  • I try and push the pull doors
  • I thought Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde were two different entities and not the same person until I read Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the first time last year
  • I Believed Karen when she said that “Hvem faen er denne loken?!” meant “who's this nice individual?” when it actually means “Who the hell is this onion?”
  • I had NO idea that Uncle Fester from Addams Family was played by the same guy who played Doc Brown in “Back to the Future”
  • I had no idea that King George III in Bridgerton was the same guy as King George III in Hamilton (I’m still sad about that too. He’s not my Sassy Gay King)
  • I’ve never seen “The Polar Express”
  • I tried to write “boss music” but it came out as “bods music”
  • Karen said “may I have some more asks please” and I thought she said “may I have some more ass please?”
  • I say I’m totally normal for certain male actors (Luke Evans and Jonathan Bailey) but I cry when @witches-unruly-heart sends me stuff about them because they’re Gay men
  • I cry over Enjolras and Grantaire dying holding hands like I don’t know it’s coming each and every time
  • Last night I tried to say “don’t you dare” to @witches-unruly-heart but it came out as “don’t you dad”
  • I called Rick Astley “Rick Astleu”
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