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a lot of people think lestat HATES armand but we’ve only seen them interact like once in present day, and that was while armand was actively stealing louis and blaming lestat for claudia’s death. of course hes rude in that moment. most of what people are basing the ongoing loathing on is dreamstat, who i don’t think we should consider a accurate portrayal of lestats true feelings

new fanon lestat: grrr armand is a stupid bitch SLUT who i HATE i hope he dies for all his crimes

og book lestat: god armand is so hot and epic. he’s so evil but also my darling boy who i love. i wish i could dress him up in little outfits

they’re best friends that make fun of each other incessantly but if anyone not on the approved list of bullies tries to make fun of their bestie that person is getting eaten

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.05

its so funny how quickly armand dropped his french accent once they were out of paris. real and based

armand five weeks after they left paris: bonjour

louis: sigh. lestat used to speak french

armand:

armand: ello luv

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

100% dog thinks it is a big cat

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

oh how the tables have turned

defending assad zaman on the internet isn’t enough, i need a gun

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing