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Unsurprising news: I've been incapable of writing this whole time. My writing? Actually mediocre at best. I need to go become good at writing, like, fucking yesterday. Noticeably better content to come in the future‼️

Forgive me for the creature I am about to become on november 9th 2024

First value practice featuring sixer

Really need to work on my values YEESH

Awh I am so happy that you find my writing to be good :))

Though I do have to admit to something. I wrote that entire thing half asleep, eyes barely open, high, on the night before an important test, at 1am. That is to say that I don't remember a single damn word I said. I hope I called him a coward. If I didn't do it then, I certainly did it now. He's such a cheap nihilistic whore my god. I may need to make ANOTHER ask ranting about how much I hate that fucker; but I think my tags on this one shall suffice for now.

A little birdie told me you wanted to kiss mista Stanford Pines

Don't go overboard with it

Or just don't listen to me, ya know, get em breathless

BROTHER‼️‼️

AAAAAHH‼️

Omgghfhfhg I cannot put into words how grateful I am for this stuff‼️‼️‼️‼️you drew her so pretty and AH‼️ YES‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️

Before my usual activities ensue, I need to say

They do come from the sky (because they are aliens), I do have a fun fact about that: they first landed on earth in the smack middle of a crop field in Brazil far away from civilization in the most intensely affected region by the south atlantic anomaly, landing there due to the lower influence of the magnetic field and significantly higher radiation levels at roughly the height where the secondary and much smaller ships orbit the planet. The more radiation the better! Photosynthesis being exclusive to plants is such a scam, they can do it too.

On "connecting their essence with the human muse", if you count quite literally offering microdoses of the drug (which have been associated with a generally better quality of life in almost all aspects from productivity to mood enhancing) that they produce within them, which is arguably an essence, then yes, absolutely! If you guess precisely how they administer the drug, I will congratulate you thoroughly.

Now.

I do spy with my little eyes something that quite interests me

That's. A butterfly.

I didn't know you liked those‼️ should have told me earlier. I need to know way more about you.

Have a little something something

This was probably one of my favourite designs because I wasn't limiting myself to stupid idiotic modern fashion. Oh how I love myself some frills‼️

As usual, more clothes of my design to come 🫶

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD??!!?!?!!?!

My first ask and it's this MASTERPIECE from you??? OH GOODNESS... I am MUCH TOO LUCKY to be having you around‼️‼️

I am unfathomably proud to be someone who inspired your art, especially since it is so beautiful. But I hope you know that I can't just let this slide.

I can't just let you give me something this beautiful without giving anything back ofc‼️

Have jerry in a pretty dress of my design, with many more to come. Watch your asks uno, because I'm not close to done.

Answering some of the questions from the lovely @single-eutanasia

It really is weird isn't it? It gets even weirder when you have the full context.

Eh. I finished it earlier than previously expected

Little peek into what I'm working on

Yet another gift for @uno-san , though this has grown way past my expectations.

College Stanford x milf reader // pt. 2

Content warnings: fem reader, age gap, nsfw content, reader is having an affair so... cheating if you care

Author's note: this takes place in an AU where Stanley never ruined ford's project and he got into his dream college. He is taken under the wing of an esteemed scientist, shenanigans (cheating on ur husband in a loveless marriage) ensue.

This is my best one yet!

Stanford, as far as all of his knowledge goes, had to assume you weren't good for him. Who can blame him? You were like a drug to him. He couldn't go for more than a few minutes without thinking about you over and over again, dreaming every night of being with you, wishing he could have his lips on you again, even if it had to be the back of your hand once more. His legs felt weak at those ideas, and his face would grow flushed at his own sketches of you.

Oh, those sketches. He couldn't show his notes to his mentor any longer since the corners of the pages were filled with drawing after drawing of you. Which is why he found himself copying over page after page of the plan for his thesis into fresh sheets. So his professor wouldn't suspect a thing; he was quite paranoid about being found out.

...

Goodness he really acted like an addict-

Gift for @uno-san

College Stanford x milf reader

Content warnings: age gap obviously, stanford is a warning because I am tired of people pretending he isn't odd as hell, fem reader

Author's note: this takes place in an AU where Stanley never ruined ford's project and he got into his dream college. He is taken under the wing of an esteemed scientist, shenanigans (cheating on ur husband in a loveless marriage) ensue.

devious devious art about this coming soon! Both targeted and about the ambiguous "reader".

This is also only part 1 and there will definetly be more to come

Imagine how Stanford felt when first being invited to his mentor's house, after a particularly lengthy discussion on whatever topic the lecture his mentor gave happened to be about. I can imagine all sorts of emotions running through his mind... anxiety, excitement, a bit of shock- he knew he was smart, but he never thought his theories were reasonable enough to challenge his mentor's views: you see, he really idolized that man. Continuing their discussions would be an honor, and the mere mention of publishing multiple papers with him had stanford's mind racing, he could barely contain his joy!

Now, understand that he had plans for the unexpected visit: he'd prove his worth, his technical prowess, anything to get more of that sweet, sweet approval. We both know he didn't have much of that in his youth, neither did he get much of it now... it seems he is always the single oddest character in any given room, even amongst other well educated, motivated students. "Teacher's pet", "tryhard", he couldn't believe it at first- such childish insults at such an esteemed institution? He thought those got left behind in high school. How innocent he is. Regardless:

His plans were to prove himself.

Well, like I said, were.

Right now? His mind couldn't be further from his studies.