Heb das sofort auf!

This post legitimately knocked me out of a doomscroll. Had to put down my phone and everything and stare at a wall.

I really do regret my inaction the most. Every time. All of my future problems are always caused by things I failed to do in the present. And every time, I get so mad at past Me for not even trying because I’m so afraid to fail.

Like. Damn. Didn’t expect pixel art of some planets to hit me so hard.

everyone shut up and look at this

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

Well you can tell I’m dead by the way I walk

I’m a skeleton, no time to talk

I love their overalls

let’s be dressed with mama

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

im no better than squidward

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[image description: a picture from a Lindt commercial of a chocolatier drizzling chocolate with a fancy gold whisk onto a truffle. end image description.]

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

@wheatlev

Crochet Fruit // Beary Gerry

Das Fühl wenn dein Algorithmus Brutale Gewalt nutzt

SO SKRUNKLY

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Sugar Bunny Kurousa! ૮₍´˶ᵔｪᵔ˶`₎ა

may i interest you in a little whimsy 🌈⭐