she needs susie to live!

acne + scratch marks

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

haha… bofa them 

"I could take him" -a 150 lb skinhead

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

loverboy (based on this photo and my black vi design)

ok more monroe & french contrabassoon lore

I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

I'm a ridiculous human and genuinely couldn't sleep until I tried my hand at a better, more balanced list -- though of course, I have my own biases when it comes to what corners of this website I've lurked in over the years. For what it's worth, I did consult the last several Years In Review, while also drawing on the fact that I've been here for over a decade. But if there's anything that truly doesn't feel like it should have made the cut, blame my mutuals for putting it on my dash all the time.

(And apologies, but I couldn't seem to find Goncharov among the website's listings)

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

Behold, One William.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

i should post this here too!

fwiw "how would my characters do in taskmaster" is a very fun thing to work out, everyone should do it. here's the empty chairs to draw on. do it! draw your fools!

i spent too long thinking about this...

season 2