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Trying to grow up

@wheezelord

Real life cowboy • Critically acclaimed loudmouth • big fan of old stuff • coolest Christian you'll ever meet • hobbies include drawing, making fun of William Fichtner, getting banned from tumblr communities, etc.

Commissions open!!

idk how to spread this around well but in short l need to sell art for several reasons. Life took a sharp turn in the last week and not only do I feel the need, as an adult, to make more money but I also want out of my house and I need some licenses. I know, weird thing to say but it's the truth. I can draw basically anything. I will draw basically anything. I will even draw mild nsfw. I will draw people. Robots. Furries. Poorly adapted anime. DRAGONS. That oc you made when you were twelve that you want to show off for nostalgic purposes. Your mom. I will draw anything except for cars because that's an embarrassment. Horrible at it. DMs are open and waiting. I need that license, I need several licenses, I need a car, I need freedom. I need help. Life ain't bad but it's going fast and so are my funds. Any commission will help. I mean it when I say it:

I will draw anything.

I have a business sheet that is entirely negotiable and a PayPal. I have loads of examples. Shits hitting the fan and I need to compensate so please buy my shitty art. 👍👍👍 please reblog even if you can’t buy.

here is my business sheet:

Heres some example art to catch the eyes of unwitting patrons

Again DMs are open!! Emails are open! I’d prefer if if you dm’ed me to request my email but it’s open. I’m cheap fast and I’d say I’m relatively decent.

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I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

Not gonna b able to post on his birthday but this is what Eron looked like 2 years ago

And one year ago

And now

No he’s not the most impressive or grand but neither am I. I made this character from basically nothing, no knowledge of how to make a human oc, but with hundreds of hours and tons of love poured into this little guy I’m not ashamed to express how proud I am of this cowboy fella. He’s living my dream

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Comfortable in the “I’m happy being single because it will benefit me in the future as my career grows” principle, yet plagued by the “what if the incredibly unique standard you accidentally set for yourself in the midst of a mild psychosis walks through the door” principle, and it’s vaguely frustrating

A useless worry now that I think of it. To say that “I am invisible from the shoelaces up” is a lie. I wear cowboy boots.

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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

I SAID NO BUT I FORGOT ABOUT CARL GETTING MISTAKENLY ARRESTED AND MY FUCKIN SISTER REMEMBERED AND I DIDNT

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