hozier thinking his answers in interviews

everyone be quiet he’s thinking

i did this instinctively and the WAY my neck cracked.........

“gaby and i just did some breaking and entering.” 

ok but if this isn’t the most iconic streak of videos in youtube herstory….

How did this all happen in two days

It's important to look out for your neighbours during this time

https://vm.tiktok.com/GHMRUs/

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

I feel this is an appropriate post to retell the time my dad got free bees (found an extra thrown swarm) but didn’t have any equipment to transport them, so he just grabbed the queen in a pint jar, let the other swarm into his Ford Escort, and drove down the highway to home with a swarm of bees loose in the car.

I would honestly die of delight to find someone who watched my dad (~72 white guy) driving down a major Illinois highway with a swarm of bees loose in the car just chillin.

I’m sorry, he’s just like that.

Imagine getting pulled over by the cops and just turning to the bees like Sic em gang

Listen. I studied bees for months and worked on designing some of our campus hives, I’m super comfortable around bees because I know how chill they usually are aND YET I AM STILL LOSING MY SHIT OVER THE THOUGHT OF THAT DAD JUST????? CHILLIN??? DRIVING DOWN A FRICKN HIGHWAY WITH A SWARM OF BEES?????? LOSE?!?!? IN!?!?! HIS!!?!?!? CAR?????!!!?!??!

For reference, here’s an example of the car he was driving:

Okay but I looked up “Queen bee piping” and apparently this sounds something like a duck playing a kazoo, and I am DELIGHTED.

In this video the queens are piping to call each other to fight sajfsadjkhfsajkfhjk they’re literally yelling PULL UP BIIIIIIIIIIITCHH!!!!

Hummingbird nest with rain protection

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this lady’s got a brain the size of a chocolate chip and she’s smarter than i am

Hi guys this is me doing some very immature jokes on TV this week.

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Artist: Pixiv, Twitter

They went to the post and sorted comments by controversial to make their point. All top voted comments in the post now are either praising her or calling out those who left dumbass comments. You can literally go check for yourself instead of taking a screenshot at face value:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/fkmrxy/wuhan_doctors_after_12_hrs_of_continuous_work/

Reddit is a hot mess in many ways but the upvote/downvote system still makes it a far better experience than any other social media environment, cause trash comments like those are pushed out of your sight and hidden where they belong, unlike here/fb/twitter where the worst shit floats to the top

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

“Why am I seeing the sky”

“You gon see the sky we outside” lol honestly thats some shit I would tell my friends