Opinions of Odysseus

he’s giving you the only tools you need to create

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

They leave the ghost of Robin behind them…

30 days of continuous and permanent closure of the crossings in all directions, 30 days without a single morsel of food entering Gaza, 30 days of famine and the return of genocide

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Eid has come to the Gaza Strip, but the Israeli aggression has not ended. The occupation is still practicing ethnic cleansing against us and our children. The situation here is catastrophic. Please continue to help.

oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

look at this shit man

it is soooooooo wild to me that every time there’s a post going around with the very basic sentiment of “if you are resistant to exploring art created by [choose a marginalized identity] artists it’s probably worth considering why you refuse to engage and broaden your horizons” and then THE most annoying people in the world decide this is the moment to double down on why it’s fine and good to refuse to learn anything actually

testimonials from my college roommate

for reasons that only he knows,

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

What to have for dinner:

Spin a wheel with different food choices on it. Put the ingredients you have in your house into a reverse recipe maker (like Supercook (not sponsored I just use them occasionally)). Look up local restaurants, see what sounds good on their menus, and make it yourself.

Summarizing notes:

Talk to your teacher or professor for review sessions. Talk to past students. Bring back fucking SparkNotes. TAKE YOUR OWN NOTES, then rewrite them by hand!! (Which is literally proven to help people remember things better bc you have to write it out)

Search engine:

Here's a list from AARP (yeah, the old people thing, cause y'all are acting like boomers more and more every day with this shit) explaining different ways to utilize search engines better. People claiming they don't work anymore - they do. I use them every day. And if you're not getting results from Google, try a different search engine (or, hot tip - put a cuss word in your search. "where to buy fucking laundry detergent." Gets rid of the AI and a LOT of the ad shit that clutters the front pages of Google these days)

Math:

Famous words have never been more accurate: there's a Reddit for that.

There are solutions beyond chatgpt. Y'all have just stopped trying to find them because it's not convenient. You're making yourselves dumber. Stop it.

Leonard Nimoy (March 26, 1931 – February 27, 2015) ⤷ as Spock in STAR TREK (1966–1969)

Illustration from Aesop: The Fables - Edward J. Detmold - 1909 - via Bonhams

Bro is tired