No one:
Literally no one:
Glinda: Elphaba Thropp??? What a loser! I hate Elphaba, she’s so— [trips] [hundreds of photos of Elphaba spill out of her pocket] No! These aren't mine, I swear! I'm just holding them for a friend- [frantically gathering the photos] No, no! Listen! These aren't mine! I hate Elph- [photos scatter across the floor] Please! I'm holding them for... No, just listen!
Glinda: Elphie, there's something I've been wanting to ask you for a long time. I know we've been friends for a while, but there are times when I feel like our relationship has moved beyond that. That what we have is special and different. These feelings are exciting and scary, but I want to have them. What I've been meaning to ask you is, would you like to go on a date with me?
Fiyero, wearing a wig: Mm, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
Glinda: OKAY, YOU'RE NOT HELPING, FIYERO!