barely respectable

I don't know. I just don't know

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

oh….

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

tumblr mobile update wants me to care A LOT about who made the post i’m lookin at. my eyes should NOT be this drawn to a username like “cloacafucker420” when the post itself is a spellbinding analysis of the commodification of human connection in the wake of the digital age or something

i would have been mutuals with him

freezer gallon ziploc is a beautiful name for a a baby boy

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

there are some headcanons where it's like. 'i would enjoy this as a light seasoning in fic but certain chunks of the fandom have become more committed to this than the actual canon and made it load-bearing in scenarios where it simply doesn't make sense'.

this came back on my dash and i’m thrilled to announce that when i checked the tags i saw that among the many documented grievances attached was someone else griping about the exact thing that spurred me to make this post. hello my comrade in exasperation may we all carry on from day to day

margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic

Guy whose kink is murky power differentials writing about an older student with a younger professor and adding increasingly complex factors as the plot progresses until the student was actually the professor's prior supervisor and also the professor is the student's father in law

There are actors that you can adjust to seeing in material other than the first thing you encountered them in. None of those actors were in MTV’s Teen Wolf. They will all be Teen Wolf to me until they die.