I faked my engagement for free cake samples and got sued after I ran away AIO | haechan

pairing: haechan x baker!reader

genre: comedy, fluff, rivals (?) to lovers (?)

warning(s): quite possibly you will be inflicted with cringe, shameless scamming, mild swearing, one (1) innuendo

words: 5.4k

song recs: santa doesn’t know you like i do by sabrina carpenter, too late for chocolate? by kana hanazawa, like a raspberry by 宇宙ネコ子, honey by kara

a/n: ty to my queens lana and cat for gassing up this dumpster fire i wrote in a caffeine haze while watching my bf die every 20 secs in ds3. the initial plot was going to be far longer and more fleshed out but i fear i'm past my prime ( ._. )" i still hope you guys have fun with this one!! i got to play around with hallmark comedy far more this time, so overall it was a fun time writing <3 happy new year, my lovely mooncakes!!

part of a nonsense christmas: reddit edition collab <3

r/AmITheAsshole

I faked my engagement for free cake samples then got sued after I ran away. AIO?

I (24F, small bakery owner) faked my engagement to get free cake samples at my rival bakery but the employee said I needed my fiance to be there. I panicked and grabbed the first guy to come through the bakery door after me. Turns out he’s not just some random customer. To top it off, he was ridiculously attractive even though he pissed me off every two sentences. I had a panic attack, told myself it’s totally not my fault, and moved on by baking fourteen cakes over the weekend. I thought I got away with it, but three days later, I got an email from him—he’s now suing me for “emotional damages” and “theft of pastries.” Am I doomed, or is this just karma with extra frosting?

ANONNNNN when i tell you this made me cry 😭 and now we're both crying i guess hsjsks AND just when i was having about of insecurities about my writing too !!! i swear you're like an angel (and a god) that descended to reassure me bc the timing is so serendipitous 🥹💞 I'm so happy you enjoyed it, mooncake, and i want to let you know that your ask deeply encouraged me to write more !! i have certainly received lovely and warm energy and it is from you ❣️ i hope you have a great upcoming weekend and (if you celebrate) have a great lunar new year and eat lots of good food !! take care of yourself, darling !!

AAAH hello mooncake, i am in fact still in stasis but wanted that one fic out 🥹 (with encouragement from cat n lana ty my queens) I'm doing fine these days !! thank you so much for asking <3 i hope you're doing well too !! i just graduated with a master's degree so there's that ⁺◦ะ ୧(𖦹﹏𖦹)୨ ೃ࿔ as for writing....... i am afraid i'm losing my touch........ i work on my independent novel/novella from time to time but that's about it. although. i really do want to get back into finishing the wips i had for this blog bc i truly enjoyed the process !!!

unfortunately, i've mostly been in gacha hell since i left this blog and also started a side blog for genshin but then promptly forgot the password for that so it's floating about aimlessly rn 😔

but how are you doing? #1 thing i miss about this blog is talking to new people and getting to hear about their day/ideas/rants 🥹❣️ i didn't think people would still be on this blog so it cheered me up sm to see activity haha <3

indelicate | liu yangyang

pairing: yangyang x fem!reader

synopsis: missing the last train out of new shanghai was not on the to-do list. however, your project partner liu yangyang promises fun, dazzling lights, and the warmth of a human connection for this festive weekend. perhaps even in the era of diamond and steel, the human touch means something after all.

genre: oriental cyberpunk, f2l, fluff

warning(s): swearing & several innuendos. also out-of-date jokes sorry guys i wrote this in 2021

words: 11.9k

a/n: this is just a rework of an old fic i posted here with another character! if you find any inconsistencies, it's probably because of that LOL also this is not a wincore revival but i did miss everyone on here !!

i. city plaza

Some idiot, somewhere along in history, decided to renovate a city into something so dazzling that the population shoots up to a hundred and fifty percent of what was before, and the rest of the damage comes along with the people. Promises are made and broken to build this city of extravagance. You have the belief that the more people there are in one place, the more difficult it gets to live there. This dazzling hellscape means colliding into too many people on the streets, too many bright lights outside your dorm room when you’re trying to sleep and the god awful sound of deafening firecrackers at every new year celebration.

Another idiot somehow roped you into his ‘midnight adventure: traditional version’ once he heard you missed the last train ticket out of the city. Liu Yangyang has a terrible way with words—but he has a way.

i don't remember the context but i agree

and you're one of the sweetest anons in my ask box 😡❤️

oh gosh i wish i could show this to 2020 me writing that. you are such a sweetheart - and though i don't write for nct anymore, you made me want to continue writing regardless 🥺 romance was never my forte but this blog made me feel sm more confident in writing it. thank you for this ask, my dear, and i hope you're doing well ❣️🌙

hello, my love, it's been a while and i'm sorry i vanished again 😭 life has been ultra busy and i'm in grad school now while also juggling a job search in a pretty niche domain but i'm happy where i'm at since i love my major dearly ❣️ (i get to work with languages AND code how cool is that 😳)

it's so so sweet of you to reassure me - you're absolutely right, people fall out of stuff and into stuff all the time haha <3 i got genshin brainrot lately so i play it in my free time (and sometimes write but let's not go there) and i've picked up art and the lyre harp as hobbies again 🥳 overall, i think i'm doing pretty okay (as ok as a grad student can be 💔) oooh and i get to hang out with my goddess cat often and eat good food and buy the cutest stuff. unfortunately, though, lana is too cool to be seen in public with us 😔 (she is a morbillion miles away). currently waiting for her to post and fix my life immediately.

tldr; gacha shakes me by the neck every day, and i am shocked pikachu face at the fact that the academically challenging course i picked is actually challenging

what is up everybody i finally remembered the password to this blog (๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝*