Just a random thought unrelated to anything, but remember in the old testament when an Israelite assasin murdered an unjust ruler while he was on the toilet and his guards found him eith his pants down covered in shit and now the only reason anyone remembers that guy is bc he died while pooping? Anyway. That has no bearing on anything or current events or anything, just a wild story from the Bible.

Idk why I acted like I don't know his name. The killer is named Ehud and he's pretty iconic.

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[image: a blurry picture of Lego Yoda from the Lego Star Wars video game showing a slightly amused expression. The picture is circular with a blue ring around it. Caption reads

MATE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND FOR THIS ONE

IM GONNA LAUGH AS SOON AS I CAN

/end]

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

Ok this might be a bit of a weird question but I keep arguing with my mom and sis about this so I need y'all to answer this

[For context my mom and sis keep telling me I shower for too long but my showers are usually 45 minutes to an hour]

(edit: *your showers not you showers)

If you go over 10 minutes, you don't pay the water bill.

Grew my hair long and now I’m averaging 12-15

Wtf…. That’s like 2 songs long.. my showers have barely begun at the 10 minute mark how do y’all move that fast

I just don’t believe people when they say they can shower in 10-15 and be completely clean, thats unfathomable to me. Even if I’m not washing my hair I still need like 30 mins to feel even remotely clean??? ARE you cleaning everything? The back of your neck? The back of your ears? You people already admitted to not washing your legs. Are you washing your genitals? Your butt and butthole? ALL your folds??? Be for fucking real

You just had to be there I guess.

you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly

450 for a console is a price id be willing to put savings towards to get eventually in theory. but if the games are gonna be 80 dollars i just dont think its worth it. nintendos unparalleled levels of greed on display have turned me off beyond belief. pay money to play enhanced versions of games you already own on the new console. pay 70 for a digital game and 10 dollars more for physical. pay 80 for this digital game code so you can download the game. spend money on the tech demo. like be so fr right now

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

wow that is a super fair price damn

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.