friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

bee wants their binky

don't worry she's ok

my fav disaster trio <33 i miss them every day your honor

Posted some NSFW sketches on Patreon 👀

Objectification in a minor key

(Llewyn Davis x His Guitar)

A/N: For the council of Oscar discord groups April Fools Day event! Hosted by Me, @ominoose and @midgardian-witch

Words:664

Warnings: sex acts with inanimate objects, Masturbation, Weird hallucinations, Llewyn is a sad pathetic wet cat. Cum play, Crack fic

Llewyn needed to get laid.

Desperately.

KDOAKOCJSKJCOWKCL SCREAMING ALL OVER THIS!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

Little did he know his delusions were far from over. <- ABSOLUTELY WHEEZING!!! AMAZING!!!

Thank You Fen!!!

Objectification in a minor key

(Llewyn Davis x His Guitar)

A/N: For the council of Oscar discord groups April Fools Day event! Hosted by Me, @ominoose and @midgardian-witch

Words:664

Warnings: sex acts with inanimate objects, Masturbation, Weird hallucinations, Llewyn is a sad pathetic wet cat. Cum play, Crack fic

Llewyn needed to get laid.

Desperately.

This is so llewyn. It makes sense to me on a level that it shouldn't. 🤣

This was fun to write! I'm so glad you liked it!!

The Oils of Madness

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Content: 🔥18+, Brief mentions of murder and choking, male masturbation. Let me know if I missed any!

A/N: English is not my first language so I'm sorry if there’s any mistakes.

Dividers by: @/thecutestgrotto

Word Count: 2k~

This was so funny! and I love the forth wall breaks!!

Ignite our dreams of starry skies

(Creature!Vessel x Gn!Reader)

A/N: Thank you @midgardian-witch for beta reading!!

As Always if you want to hear me shout into the void about this band (And others) Please follow me over at @lyricallymelodic  

CW: Talking about death, Vessel is SAD, angst,

Disclaimer: All fan fic written by me for this fandom is based on a fictional depiction of the personas of the band members, no real people were perceived in the making of this fiction.  

Ao3 link

Part 4: Spring: Love is a doing word:

Last Chapter - Next Chapter

Words: 1995

On the day the snow finally melted, a warm spring breeze flowed through the caverns Vessel called home. As the two of them lay in the den Vessel’s body was wrapped around theirs, holding them to his chest as they slept. Their skin against his, he looked over them with fascination. The nights had gotten away from him and he had spent them worshiping at their altar, bringing them endless pleasure in ways neither of them had ever experienced. He could feel something changing in them, could tell the magic of the forest resonating with them in a way no other mortal had before. The way they took to life in Eden was unlike anything he had ever seen. Not even…he needed to tell them. He had so much to tell them. Just then they started to stir awake, their eyelids fluttered open and a groan was pulled from their throat.

Since Winnie is currently having tumblr issues and people don't see when she tags folks I am being the taglist helper today! Go get your dose of creature!Vessel today!

@silvernight-m @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @stellasplendens @ierofrnkk @bloodmoon-bites @buckyreads001

Thank you so Much Fran. Hopefully Tumblr will fix this soon!

Desire Starts in the Gap

🦷April Fools! 🦷

You wipe the fog off the mirror in the steamy bathroom, taking in your appearance, you turn your head from side to side, and start to do your makeup. You start your routine, getting ready for the day. Richard had work, but you are going out with some friends. You notice a pesky zit above your eyebrow and pout. You grimace and squeeze, once you're rid of the offending whitehead, you continue with your makeup. You grimace again, catching the feature you hated the most, your tooth gap. On instinct, you press your tongue up against the back of your teeth, seeing the little bit of pink peek through the two front teeth. 

“Richard?” you ask.

“What is it mi carazon?” He asks poking his head out from behind the shower curtain, his head still covered in traces of shampoo with water droplets falling on the bathroom floor.

“Am I on your dental insurance yet?” you ask curiously, looking at your ring and wedding bands and his watch in a small jewelry tray on the counter. As you get ready for the day, a smile slips on your face as you slide on your ring.

this was amazingggg

Happy April 1st!!!

Thank you to the talented, amazing, wonderful mods on the server for hosting this event! @ominoose @winniethewife @midgardian-witch

Chuck Tingle is an amazing person. I love his vibe more than words can say. If you know Chuck's work, this story makes sense. If you don't...

Contents: GAY SEX

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Leto hates the desert wasteland of Arrakis. The Emperor’s plot to have him killed, with the Harkonnens as his weapon, is working. Leto can think of no way to stop them.

The Fremen might yet be allies, but time is running short.

His one pleasure in life is inspecting the spice fields himself, piloting his own ornithopter. Its controls are rigid and cold, just like he tries to appear.

Inside, however, Leto’s in almost constant turmoil, desperately trying to solve a problem to which it seems his death is the only solution.

The day is warm.

The sand is spicy.

Leto sees the almost sensual wave under the dunes that indicates a sandworm attack.

OMG Rally.

“Yes,” Leto strokes the walls of the ornithopter lovingly, “we’ve solved the universe’s problems by being gay.”

Best line ever written

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧!

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The Folklore and Fairytale fan zine for Oscar Isaac characters is now taking contributor applications! The forum will remain open until April 13th.

Deer deer deer! Felt like drawing a new deer X3

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