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king of loving with my whole chest

@witchofthemoss

~ 21 ~ He/She ~ Queer ~ Graphic Designer ~ || AO3 ACCOUNT: Midnight_Duel ||
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Reblogged werewolfcave
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

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bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

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yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

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Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

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Reblogged sroloc--elbisivni
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A friend has once again brought it to my attention that it is unusual to have an intact chronological memory of life prior to age 12 and you know what’s weird to ME is that the rest of yall forgot how to sing the clean-up song

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Other shit:

  1. The crotch-and-chin destroying hell of a toddler’s carseat
  2. How fucking scary stairs are when you JUST figured out walking. “You can stand up” nah fuck that these steps go up to my knees and I’m top-heavy I’m gonna scoot down on my ass thank you
  3. Walking alongside fucking giants whose legs are bigger than your whole fucking body and trying to keep up
  4. Not knowing how to blow your nose and everyone expecting you to just figure it out by holding a tissue and saying “blow” like WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLOSE MY THROAT? Just an absolute snot waterboarding
  5. People describing how to make sounds with your mouth but you can’t see inside their mouth when they do it so you kind of just guess over and over while they tell you you still don’t got it
  6. Not having a full grasp of language but fully understanding CONCEPTS so you say shit like “are we going to the park later?” When you mean TOMORROW but all you can come up with is shit like “the next time we have lunch, not today but after today, after that” like a fucked up game of verbal post-brain injury Pictionary where people won’t let you get mad about it
  7. Just. Mucus. Mucus and chapped skin, all the time, chin and upper lip. And you’re not supposed to lick it cause the spit is the PROBLEM but it’s fucking OBNOXIOUS. “Just keep the skin dry” wow thanks I’ve been aware of this mechsuit for about ten minutes and still haven’t fully mastered not falling into the toilet but yeah I know how to stay on top of that, cool
  8. FALLING INTO THE TOILET
  9. Trying to eat at a table where the surface comes up to your chin but not being able to get high or close enough cause you can’t scoot your chair in and your hands still don’t coordinate good so you end up just spooning tomato sauce onto your lap like an asshole. Like yeah mom my bad, have you considered though that I ALSO don’t want me to be covered in sauce? Cool
  10. Adults being WAY too excited about shit that straight up is not worth the hype
  11. Carpet burn. Constant carpet burn. Crawling, tripping, shuffling between toys on the floor. So much goddamn carpet burn
  12. Knowing exactly what you’re talking about and zero people understanding because they think you’re too dumb for what you’re trying to communicate
  13. Being told to wave at or hug complete strangers. And they always smelled kinda weird but you weren’t supposed to say it
  14. The feeling of meeting an older kid and they act like they’re your manager or something
  15. Encyclopedic knowledge and name of every single person in your grade 1 class, and their interests
  16. Stroller rides. You could zone out at the ground for hours I swear to god
  17. Dropping something while buckled into a carseat or stroller and not being able to get it and just resigning yourself to a life in hell
  18. Dropping something while you’re in a carseat and it goes UNDER YOUR ASS and you can’t fucking GET IT
  19. Other children getting away with just absolute war crimes. Imagine if Sharon showed up to the office potluck and offered you a cookie and after you ate one revealed that she licked it. Imagine if Gord took your stapler and put it down his pants so you couldn’t get it back. Imagine if for no reason at all your coworker told you your dad was stupid and then put your laptop in the garbage
  20. Not remembering what different foods are called and getting pressured into agreeing to food you were NOT FULLY AWARE OF. How the FUCK is a chicken wing different from a chicken strip you ask? “Well, one just has a bone in it!” You fool. You fucking idiot. They might as well be from different animals entirely. But now you gotta eat it cause we don’t waste food (hell)
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Yes I’ve talked about this before and yes I’m going to talk about it again because every single person on earth should be fully and viscerally aware that being a kid feels like every description I’ve ever read of recovering from a stroke and we all grow up and forget and talk about childhood like it was magic.

Yeah some of it was fun and all but don’t you remember FALLING DOWN CONSTANTLY? You don’t remember needing help putting a shirt on cause you got your arm stuck and couldn’t get out and panicked so bad you started crying? You DON’T remember being just CONSTANTLY STICKY? Ohhh my good, pissing yourself. Pissing yourself was the worst. Christ alive, and being put in the playpen with a weird kid

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Why were you falling into the toilet?

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I WAS LIKE TWO FEET TALL

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Reblogged werewolfcave
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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

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Reblogged sroloc--elbisivni
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It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

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I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

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I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

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Reblogged sroloc--elbisivni
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It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

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I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

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I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

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Reblogged sroloc--elbisivni
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It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

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I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

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I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

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Reblogged werewolfcave
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just a handy little info chart on the spectrums of sexuality.

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[ID: a poster that reads "These spectra are all different." Below are four arrows, up to down, each labeled with a different sexuality spectrum.

Sexual attraction

  • Top: allosexual - often experiences sexual attraction (a feeling of wanting to have sex with a specific person)
  • Middle: grey-asexual - rarely experiences sexual attraction
  • Bottom: asexual - never experiences sexual attraction
Notes for sexual attraction:
  • There are other types of attraction and corresponding spectra. See: romantic, platonic, aesthetic, sensual
  • Asexuality can shift over time. See: aceflux

Libido

  • Top: high libido - often or strongly experiences libido/sex drive (a feeling of wanting sex, but not directed at a specific person)
  • Bottom: low libido - rarely experiences libido
Notes for libido:
  • Libido can change greatly due to mental health, life circumstances, and various other factors

Sex favourability

  • Top: sex favourable - sex is appealing and enjoyable for them
  • Middle: sex indifferent - does not particularly like or dislike sex
  • Between middle and bottom: sex averse - dislikes sex and finds it not appealing
  • Bottom: sex repulsed - finds sex repulsive or disgusting
Notes for sex favourability:
  • There are other spectra of favourability. See: romance favourability, touch favourability
  • Sex favourability can depend on context. See: aegosexual
  • Sex favourability can shift over time. See: sex fluid

Sex positivity

  • Top: sex positive - believing that "sex is good and people can do what they want"
  • Middle: sex neutral - no particular stance on sex
  • Bottom: sex negative - believing that "sex is bad and sex should be restricted"
Notes for sex positivity:
  • The other spectra are about things the brain/body does. Sex positivity is about ideology

Any combination is possible. Now you know these things exist. If you want to learn more about something, look it up.

End ID]

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Certified Sex Ed Post!

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Reblogged max-starfall
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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

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Reblogged werewolfcave
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Butch positivity post for

  • 💖butches who take estrogen 💖
  • 💖Butches who use she/her pronouns exclusively 💖
  • 💖Butches who voice train💖
  • 💖Butches who get breast augmentation 💖
  • 💖Butches who get facial feminization surgery 💖
  • 💖Butches who get vaginoplasty💖
  • 💖Transfem butches in who do none/any/all of the above.💖

You are seen, you are loved, and you are no less valid as a butch or as a lesbian.

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