no this is so stupid
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This is a folk tale for a future “Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark.”
“Do you have something in your lion body for me to drink” came the voice once more, closer and closer. The computer wasn’t even on anymore.
That. That right there is why I don't RP.
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Posting the funniest kingdom hearts pictures
Kingdom Hearts is a trip. A friend once tried to explain the lore to me and gave up after a few hours because I didn't get it, even thou I really tried.
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard