If you be the one to cut me I'll bleed forever

Pokémon TCG SV Temporal Forces (2024) Totodile illustration by MINAMINAMI Take 🤩🤩🤩

remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully

now i lay me down to sleep

i pray the lord my soul to keep

and hope my brain does not explode

from lunch or dinner overload

but if i die from eating good

i know the haters wish they could

and every day i thank my god

i was not born a cephalopod

and as we all know most prayer is silent so while there are no further words it continues for twelve minutes or so

oh excellent I needed a warmup exercise, thank you!

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Artist: reirei.art

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