want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

that’s what characters ARE. not people, but potential. many things, as needed, no matter how mutually exclusive.

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

some asshole: tries to control his wife by withholding bath snacks

op's husband:

If someone ever tries to control what you eat, make exit plans IMMEDIATELY, and I am not kidding.

We need to erase the light in a character's eyes more often. It's enriching for them to look completely hopeless and lost

the ii finale from the perspective of people who were eliminated earlier on/barely interacted w suitcase is so fucking funny to me. like. if they didnt watch ii at the hotel, the last time they was suitcase was when she couldn't stand up for herself if it meant her life

imagine the last time youve seen this girl was when she was quiet, an absolute doormat who may explode if she tries defending herself. and now, ok shes a lot more confident in gathering ppl for this race thing, and wahoo! we've escaped! and oh no. its the guy everyone hates (cobs) with a weapon

and then she fucking explodes him

She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.

There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

I was a better person than all of you

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don't mind if I join your army

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

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AWTD Progress Update!

Sorry for the radio silence, everyone! The two of us took a bit of a break from working on AWTD, but I assure you that a lot of progress is being made on the next chapter! In fact, chapter one is very close to being done, and work on the trailer will be starting soon, so keep an eye out for that! :)

As for chapter 2, the storyboards for the chapter are about…50% done, I want to say? I've been a bit distracted lately with other projects of mine as well as college, and with chapter 1 being so close to finishing I'm focusing most of my priorities AWTD-wise on things I need to do for chapter 1's release.

And speaking of release dates…well, just like with the prologue, I'm not gonna say any specific release dates, but at this rate I think you can expect chapter 1 to drop sometime in late spring at the earliest, possibly? It may be a bit sooner/later depending on our progress, though, so just keep that in mind. It's just the two of us working on this comic after all, and we both have school/other commitments.

Thank you guys for being so patient! Have a few snippets from the next chapter, as well as a sneak peek of a panel from one of the chapter 2 boards! :)

-Alex/Wootzi