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in spite of ourselves, we'll end up sittin on a rainbow! against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize!
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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica
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kylefletcherpro: ProtoServing
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a drawing of The Fictional Man suffering can keep a guy going for 5, maybe even 10 more minutes
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"Timeless" Toni Storm AEW Dynamite - Apr. 16, 2025
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Konosuke Takeshita AEW Dynamite - Apr. 16, 2025
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"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book
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only real thursdayheads know what day it is today
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Hangman Adam Page AEW Dynamite - Apr. 16, 2025
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playing hard to want
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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question
are you mad at me
Yes
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