The best kind of hug is the one that makes your spine crack until you feel better…
JayVik fluff based on me desperately wanting someone to do that to me right now
university professors love to create the most fucked up pdf ever known to mankind. it's enrichment for them.
what HAPPENED here
Omg this reminds me of a PDF that was uploaded by a teacher one time and it was clearly a book that was haphazardly scanned on a copy machine and on a few pages they removed the book too quickly and it was just pictures of the underside of their nose djskshshdhagags that course was wild
most obvious example of something creepy + wet is not any kind of Creature or Monster it is in fact . vegetable you forgot about in the fridge
what this fandom needs
What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.
for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about
he has a name :(
My cousin Throckmorton died?????
scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics
Big fan of when old jrpgs would do this
Also this: