I’m so glad that Seth MacFarlane and Akiva Schaffer know what they’re doing
I’m down for a spoof movie mocking legacy sequels
Reblogged peckforlovingheck
I’m going just get this out here right now
I gotta say it
I’m tired of no one acknowledging it
and yes I have to use the Della Duck tags cause her crazy fans need to see this too
Anyway, please don’t disagree or I’ll flick you
But
Della Duck is a bad parrot
I think it happened
Someone finally misread the last word of the original post
I got a notification that someone reblogged my post with more added to it and it started along the lines of “Do you know what else I don’t like about those crazy Della fans-”
When I went to see what the full post said I saw it was deleted
lmao
Anonymous asked:
for april fools i suggest the cafeteria changes their pfps to glomgold for a day
- sincerely, anon
Anon
Am I the only one you sent this to?!
Am I the only fool at the table with a Glomgold profile pic!?
You made me change my pfp for this!?
Something I never ever do
Well played anon
Well played
Rating: G for GLOMGOLD
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Other
Fandoms: DuckTales (2017), FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD
Relationships: Flintheart GLOMGOLD/All Da Ladies
Characters: FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD
Additional Tags: True Story, It Really Happened, How Do You Like That Scrooge!? There’s a published story about me now!!
Our Man Flintheart Glomgold!
Flintheart Glomgold
Summary:
Flintheart Glomgold saves Duckburg from being THE WORST CITY EVER!! Special Thanks to martian Gibbous for beta reading for me
Once upon a time there was a HUGE city called Duckburg and there lived a rich, handsome, sexy, Scottish Duck named FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD™️©️®️ who was everyone’s favorite billionaire!
There was one problem tho! He was not the richest duck in the world thanks to a more rich, less handsome, not even sexy, barely even Scottish duck named Scrooge McDuck who was the richest duck in the world
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOOING TOO!!
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anyway. One day Stupid Scrooge came into Glomgold’s office crying like a dumb little baby duckling!
“Being the richest duck in the world is sooooooooooooooooooo hard!!!” Stooge McDuck whined like the crybaby he is. “Can you please take my money so that you can be the richest duck in the world!?”
But Flintheart Glomgold was too smart for Scrooge McSUCK
“Oh no!” He said, handsomely, “I’m not falling for that one!”
So Flintheart Glomgold kicked Scrooge McMuffin out his office and into a trash can! Although Glomgold’s kick was so powerful he killed Scrooge in process making HIM (Flintheart Glomgold) the RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORLD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Then the lovely sexy beautiful, not even in my Glomgold’s league but still pretty hot and good enough for him Goldie O’Gilt broke in and dumped Scrooge’s corpse! Both literally and figuratively! She broke up with him and feed him to Glomgold’s sharks!
Ha!
“Oh Flintheart Glomgold, you hot sexy six-pack having hunk of a duck are the only man for me!” Goldie proclaimed before going to first base with the Glomgold!
And then Magica De Spell appeared out of nowhere “Glomgold! You are the superior villain! Please lead my army of the damned to victory!”
And then those stupid stuck-up FOWL agents who rejected Flintheart Glomgold’s application entered the room
“Please Flintheart Glomgold” whatever that bald buzzard’s name was begged on his knees, “come join FOWL! Only you can defeat Scrooge’s kids!”
“We’ll give you your laser sharks! And a date with me!” Black Heron offered
“Please join us,” the steel beak rooster said, “you’re the coolest guy ever!”
“You’re what us young people call ‘Awesome Sauce’” said that millennial chick on their team
“No! I need your amazing skills! To help the Martians Moonlanders reclaim the moon and earth!” Urged that Martian leader Lunaris who landed in Glomgold’s office
With Glomgold being the most popular and richest duck in Duckburg, and Scrooge’s corpse dying in space or whatever I wrote, Duckburg was saved!
Thanks to FLINTHEART GLOMGOLD
The End
Reblogged peckforlovingheck
I’m going just get this out here right now
I gotta say it
I’m tired of no one acknowledging it
and yes I have to use the Della Duck tags cause her crazy fans need to see this too
Anyway, please don’t disagree or I’ll flick you
But
Della Duck is a bad parrot
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