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I love having a cat because who else will sit with me for four hours solid while I sort aquarium gravel by colour composition surface texture and patina

Sometimes he tries to eat the rocks but I've honed my reflexes to a razor's edge for just such an occasion

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

@batshit-auspol help some bros out

Lets gooooooooo

became obsessed w arada after network effect

I forgot to upload my "I don't want to be a magical girl" art here!!!

Incredibly old scribble that I remembered today. Something like noticing changes brought on through all the healing.

A Semblance of Yore

I'm watching Justice League: War, and I'm sorry, but Green Lantern shielding himself and Batman in a green ball of light while Superman proceeds to kick them around Metropolis like a dodgeball is so fucking funny.

Bruce just saw the inside of three buildings go past real quick because they got punched through them by Superman, and he's relying on Hal to keep him alive. A man who a mere few hours ago accused him of being a vampire then went off on him for not having any superpowers and whose ring Bruce managed to steal with a sleight-of-hand trick to make a petty point.

His control freak issues must be screaming.

I still think he was just being Dramatic that whole fight tbh, like he had the "I know your name" trump card the whole time, he just wanted to flex his gadgets a bit and see GL get humbled before ending it.

Oh, you're 100% correct. Bruce could have ended that fight before it even started. He just wanted to play first. (Although maybe not to the extent of being punched through three buildings.)

Also, Hal wanting to be instant bros when Flash shows up is supremely funny because Flash is just a little itty bit fanboy over Batman, and the way Hal introduces him with zero enthusiasm is just:

"Oh yeah, that's Batman, he's over there."

Said in the most bored and disillusioned voice possible.

Because before, Batman was this spooky, possibly vampiric force of darkness unearthed from the depths of Gotham itself, and now he's just some guy in a mask who keeps yelling at Hal and giving him orders. And, like, who even put him in charge?

(You did, Hal. The moment you let him steal your ring in the sewers and got your ass handed to you by 'just a guy in a mask' when you tried to start shit over it.)

And then Batman, at his absolute pettiest, is polite to Flash. Shakes his hand and everything, compliments his work methods. Incredible. He's making sure he's going to live rent-free in Hal's head for the rest of his life. 'Just some guy in a mask.' Get wrecked, glowstick.

Also a huge fan of Wondie showing up and every single one of them realizing they have a sudden desire to be stepped on. Love that for them.

HE BROKE THE RECORD

Senator Cory Booker just broke the all-time record for the longest Senate floor speech, speaking for over 24 hours without a pause (no food, no bathroom breaks, only water to drink) as a protest against Trump and Musk and what they're doing.

The previous record was set in 1957, when Strom Thurmond spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes protesting the Civil Rights Act.

Senator Booker has blown past that record, currently at 25 hours and still speaking as of 8 pm local time. Respect.

“Ugh why is there no new swtor story content what are the devs even doing 🙄”

Swtor is owned by EA. EA voice actors are on strike and have been for a while. Go be mad at EA not the devs

"Rationalism" is up there with "Objectivism" in terms of "definitionally funny things to call your own belief system".

"Yeah man I've been doing some thinking and philosophy and I've come up with a framework called Being Right"

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer

Directed by me.

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

Comic by howbabycomic.com. Perfect for people with chronic illnesses and disabilities

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.