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Reblogged kiefbowl

WHEN ON PERIOD:

  1. do not crash out
  2. your feelings are NOT valid
  3. do not send that text
  4. don't kill yourself. lock in
  5. do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

  • “many such cases”
  • “we love/hate to see it”
  • “honestly, work”
  • “many are saying this”
  • “love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”
  • “you conjure a beautiful world”

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

saying glados is pretty vanilla in terms of robotfucking is like saying the chest is a pretty vanilla place to get stabbed. in that it is true but also not a thought a well-adjusted person has

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