*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

they should invent a job that doesn’t kill your will to live

do you think Copia is scrolling tumblr on his computer?

ACT UP, 1990

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

I see Cardi's having a normal one

how i've felt for the last year

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

FINALLY POSTING THIS LEATHERMOUTH POSTER ON TUMBLR!!!

He's a chill guy after all (he will cry over spilled juice few hours later)

[inspired by an ask]

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

Woah mama this is what Tumblr should be

whoa mama i agree

get out of my house cod boy

They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

PLEASE. THIS IS A ONE INCH HIGH BARRIER: JUST DON'T USE A WORD. IT'S NOT HARD.

It's a frightening lack of respect for a group to go "hey this is our culture/religion/mythology? Please don't use that word" and apparently all the white people are like "but what if I did anyway to make my unity horror game 0.01% scarier?"

Just use a different word! Call it a deerman, deer god, forest spirit, whatever. Try to care at least a little when someone says not to use their culture for entertainment.

Here's a list of deer in mythology. If you have to have a mythology-based creature, you can go find one of these that's not THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN SPECIFICALLY ASKED NOT TO USE.