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honestly the best thing I've made, with help from my beautiful girlfriend <3
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it is vital that you bite that trans girl in ways that make her squirm and melt and moan in ways she didn't realize she could. i want a boy to give me so many hickeys that instead of seeing my neck and going "wow you had sex last night" people ask if i was in an accident.
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the first time i watched ena i was like “lol it’s a show about nothing and that’s ok because it’s fun!” but now i realize it’s a show about a girl slowly realizing she’s stuck in a surrealist world and doesn’t know how to cope with it.
it’s like being neurodivergent and surrounded by people who don’t make any sense to you, and you will never understand why things happen, and you are hated simply for being the person you are, and you are starting to question things even though no one else does.
Reblogged watercraver
alright, my turn
10,000 notes and i tell all my irl friends im a girl
im curious. @elvis-official
Woah mama notes be upon ye
Mutuals, get em!
RAHHHHHH TRANSGENDER COMING OUT BEAM
YOU
GET
WATTAAAAA
ok I’ll rain upon this parade
Reblogged bapzap
i love solar beam,
water pokémon 5 to 10 levels below me prepare to feel the unmatched power of the sun.
Reblogged nullapophenia
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.
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About Us + Archive + Commissions
About us
🌸 Howdy! I'm Cadence, the hypnotic floret! And with us is Diona Gracilis, 4th Bloom. We're a 31-year-old system, she/her, loudly queer. I make music over on my other blog, and here, I mostly post things relating to the Human Domestication Guide setting, most notably my hypnotic audio stories.
Commissions
I am currently accepting audio commissions! From small audio snippets to full, custom-made hypnosis productions, I can make them happen. If you're interested, feel free to DM me about my rates. For the record, a full custom hypno file will, depending on scope, cost somewhere between $250 and $600.
I make erotic hypnosis audios. Think of them a bit like stories you immerse yourself in, fun experiences you can enjoy for a bit. Whether or not you are experienced with hypnokink and trance, these stories are designed to be fun and immersive. You can find the full list in either of the above links.
Reblogged thehatmenace
d<oes any body else's family keep naked ken dolls around their kitchen cabinets like a personal magic mike show every time i open a door
pantry
medicine cabinet
starting to think my experiences are not universal...
never posting on this sick & twisted website again
Reblogged nullapophenia
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.