really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud
i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad
Cera's dad in the Land Before Time movies is called Daddy Topps
i need to make sure you all know that
i don't even have a funny thing to say here his name is Daddy Topps
*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss
do you want to walk into a cave with me
I will NOT list my mental illnesses in my bio. find them out through the stuff I post on here like a normal person!!!
they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
My five year plan is to listen to music
likely name for a graduate student to have
Grant Miner, the president of the Student Worker's Union, was expelled yesterday for his pro-Palestinian stance. He's Jewish and studies Jewish medieval literature—another huge win in the fight against anti-semitism
Something something Leo using “Knox” even tho everyone uses it like an insult, something something Jean only using Jeremy’s name after he asked with no explanation, something something Jean’s accent making Jeremy’s name sound like the best thing he could call him something something
i need a moment in tsc3 where they’re really close and jean says jeremy’s name, preferably in a moment when jeremy is crashing out and jean is trying to get his attention. jeremy immediately melts and just blurts “say it again”. jean says it over and over again until jeremy comes back to himself
To truly, successfully eroticize the monstrous you must be brave enough to make the object in question actually ugly. At the heart of the fantasy is a person whose very form is so profoundly unacceptable that there is significant social stigma attendant upon finding them attractive - a person who feels deeply their own repulsiveness, who expects universal rejection for their appearance - and, crucially, another person who treats them as if they are beautiful.
For this to be effective, the monstrous character can't just be plain - they have to be wildly, fascinatingly unacceptable - prodigiously, fantastically, sublimely ugly. If you're anxious about the character not being hot you'll never pull it off because the entire fantasy is about not being afraid.
Bounces on your bed like a child christmas morning WAKE UUUUP it's time to kill a dictator!!!!
