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Half-joke comic based off something my friends said
There is this medieval book with the recipe to make rats
And the recipe is basically something like: left a bag of grain alone in a dark basement for a week, after a week you will enter and have rats.
Spontaneous generation is great
The dumbest thing you thought as a kid is still probably on a par with the smartest thing Aristotle ever said, don’t worry about it.
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This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
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Reblogging for cultural enrichment
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bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
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I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.
Like to charge, vote to cast, god I'm tired
Maybe I DO believe in tarot...
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hi i'm back, with one of my fav aku siblings hcs: they have the exact same laugh
That made me want to sob, wow.
The Akutagawa siblings are so important to me 😭
I hope they watch silly movies and eat dinners together as often as they can and that they laugh with each other easily, knowing they managed to make it because they had each other.
Alexa, play Alec Benjamin.
It seems Tumblr is continuing with their mass deactivation of Palestinian blogs. This time they've gone after @nourfamily1989, a mother with five young children in Gaza. Please continue sharing and supporting her fundraiser while she tries to get her account back.
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i'm in regular contact with nour and i want to highlight the following: 1) her youngest daughter ghazal, who is only two years old, has developed a speech impediment from the trauma of this situation, and her 13 year-old son muhammad has developed an autoimmune issue from lack of sanitation, constant insect bites and exposure to unclean water, recurring illness, etc. 2) my friends recently sent money to help nour buy winter clothes for her children, the prices of which will knock out a lot of what she received due to high demand and low supply. the costs of food, medical treatment, etc. are still very high. 3) many of nour's extended family members benefit from these funds as well. these are people who were already poor before the war, and now they can't work. all they can do is find internet hotspots and ask for help. that's where we come in. if reading this distresses you, and if you're mad about tumblr deleting palestinians' accounts, the good news is that you're not helpless: even tiny donations make a difference.
Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!
People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”
That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!
Literally every time a see a really mediocre youth production I cry tears. You can tell when they feel like they’re on Broadway. You can tell when they feel important, confident, and empowered. What’s better in the world than that, for our kids?