should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

My kind of comedy

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

What do we think?

Monster high x my little pony

Lagoona would be a seapony in my honest opnion!

Ive finished!!, so her mermaid design is based off of her g1 design with her ears being blue (was tempted to make fins blue as well) along with her classic seahorse necklace and super shiny hair to give it the semblance of being wet.

, so her mermaid design is based off of her g1 design with her ears being blue (was tempted to make fins blue as well) along with her classic seahorse necklace.

And since seapony’s can canonically change into pony (?) i decided to draw lagoona as one as well, so now she has her sea form and her land form so she can still hang out with her ghouls!

anyway, who should i do next and should i poll it? (Not all will be clever 😔)

Never kill yourself.

I had a plan to lob moss balls at all of you for April Fools', but I'm afraid the moss will get hurt so... *pelts you with one of these moss ball plushies instead when you least expect it*

something about that one narrow staircase in Spadina station is deeply haunting to me, what do we think?

I think if those fluorescent lights flicker even one time I'm gonna invent teleportation and clip through the wall Bethesda-style at the same time and the noises will NOT be dignified

#I'm getting those stairs pregnant#stairs

bruh

We've had nearly three thousand votes since this morning HOW is the vote still so fuckin even what the hell

there's like a day and a half left on this and the split is still unbelievably even

on ao3 like some of these doves aren't even wounded

#people used to be freaks #we used to be a country (@spikeface)

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

My personal favourite:

official linguistics post

"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

Jackie Sabbagh, “Having a Great Time Being Transgender in America Lately”

we need more masculine clothing designed to show off tits

this was about butch women but im glad u guys are having fun with ur star trek men

he'll save you

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.