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I know you already have five billion people interested in you.. but god, you’re really alluring. I have no right but i’m jealous of anyone who got to talk to you before me. They should all drop dead. Domestic violence with you sounds so wonderful. Would you shame me for fantasizing about it ?
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oh, diamond sign off!! pretty. your words are flattering :)
would i shame you for it? yeah, very likely—although you don’t seem like the type to complain about that, but i might be wrong. would i encourage it? also likely.
i would mail u all my hair for u to keep…. ur younger self was onto sumn. i also have more pets than just the dogs!! if u wanna come over u can pet them, its just you’ll probably never leave ( • ̀ω•́ )✧ i have plushies for u to cuddle (and me!!) so you’ll be comfy dw - 🦐
that’s very nice of you to offer but also i’d prefer it if you didn’t go bald. what other pets do you have? ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ i’ll gladly let you hold me captive as long as i get cuddles and get to pet the dogs.
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are you okay recently? do you like today's weather?
hi hi yxie!! apologies for responding to this late. i’ve been doing alright, i’m just incredibly tired :’) today’s weather is fine. how have you been doing? <3
dw dw!! it happens, rest well please. answering asks is way secondary to your rest!!
I've been okay recently just a little breathless today. please take care okay?
thank you mootie, you’re a sweetheart!! i’ll try to get some rest. i’m glad to hear you’ve been okay, you take care as well hun!! (˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)
“i’m over here giggling and kicking my feet and everything else that might imply i'm growing oh so fond of you" and yet you're entertaining other anons instead of replying to my discord messages.. how shameful, kiun!! /j
dont you know they dont deserve your attention? i want to claim you as mine, insufferably and all-consumingly so. we could eat a piece of each other to tie our souls together, or i could cut a lock of each of ours hair, braid it together and bury it where no one else will find it so you cant leave me!!
- your (pathetic) angel
ah, are you getting jealous? such romantic words make me think about devoting ourselves to each other. should i give you special treatment? but you’re right, nearly unforgivable of me to postpone replying to your messages, i deserve capital punishment.. i’ll get back to you right now!!