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@yellbug / yellbug.tumblr.com

[tumblr] gigglesilly blog on [tumblr]
hey its me aliza i factkin dracula i’m dracula!! you can mass reblog if you want to honey it’s just sillies
a 32 year old lesbian with a career and everything do not follow me if u are a kid or baby due to my bawdy exuberance
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he's using our wii u as a material for his disgusting nest

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iceghosto

Trying my hand at something new. 🔥🔥

I wanna draw more sexy stuff and i need both practice and to like, show other people i can so they’ll hire me haha

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[muttering to myself as I rifle through ancient tomes and scrolls] girl on girl... girl on girl... [getting increasingly agitated] where is it. WHERE IS IT!!! DAMN AND BLAST!!! [throws a dagger across the room, slitting my lackey's throat and embedding in the center of a mural of a lily flower. the flower depresses into the wall, and an unseen mechanism begins to click. the wall opens up, revealing rows of shelves stacked high with dusty old tomes.] [I walk into the room, kicking my lackey's corpse out of the way] [I pick up a book and leaf through it] [it's yaoi]

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my "sexually harassed by my accountant" vent watership down edit

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the biggest problem with the ushiromiya family is the way they dress

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lakevida

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

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i don't know if people necessarily understand the hostility you experience as a teenage girl like one time in high school a boy was stalking me and i wanted to ignore him but my parents wanted him to stop calling my house nine times a day because they found it annoying so we went to talk to the vice principal about it. so the vice principal told me "i see here you got a creative writing award. so you like to make things up, do you?" and then he told the school councilor we were a couple who were fighting and they put us in high school couples therapy and i kept being like we aren't a couple and they kept being like just give him a chance to save your relationship and i was like i think i am just going to ignore him thanks then later i talked to some older girls about it and they were like yeah that boy does this over and over. he's done it like 5 times. the school office keeps trying to force different girls to date him

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