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🔞AO3: yellow_crayon | I write weird shit. Squid Game and Deadpool & Wolverine atm. lukewarm takes at best. old man yaoi enthusiast. NSFW. Interact at your own risk (Minors DNI).

I don't have the bandwidth to do separate little side blogs for things I like or properly tag, so those that followed me for a specific fandom, feel free to disengage whenever or follow along with my messy trail of random interests ig

with that out of the way, feel free to send me some prompts for stuff or just unhinged/hinged comments about anything 🥹 I may not finish all the fics I start (kind of notoriously bad about finishing...)

Poolverine stuff I have done (pretty much all rated E):

Squid Game stuff I have done:

  • Material Girl (Complete, No Squid Game AU, basically just diabetic inhun fluff)
  • Mister Right (Prequel to Material Girl, still fluffy fun and diabetic cuteness)
  • Wallflower (Sequel to Material Girl, the salesjun side piece, with some inhun)
  • lamb (Complete. PWP. A/B/O, bottom Hwang Inho)

Chapter 8 of Mister Right is here:

It was a Tuesday afternoon and they were running a one-hour flash deal on exotic bets. The whole place stank of unwashed bodies and cigarette smoke. Anxious men in cheap polyester suits crowded around the race track display, shouting and cursing, their foreheads shining with sweat. This was Gihun’s old haunt. He used to get such a kick coming here on a random afternoon with Jungbae. All he felt now was a deep sense of shame. If only Hwang Inho could see him now. Gihun’s cheeks burned at the thought. It was probably for the best that they were no longer on speaking terms. He still had a sneaking suspicion there was some sprinkle of truth to Inho’s threat to cut off his fingers if Gihun was ever caught gambling again. His palms prickled uncomfortably at the memory. Gihun snuck a quick glance through the crowd. Good, he didn’t recognize any faces. He wiped his damp hands on the back of his jeans and stepped up to the counter to make his purchase.

They are both suffering hehe (and will probably suffer for a little bit more).

Anonymous asked:

Goddamn I would do anything for Jun-ho to be happy and get his love and sweet moments in life. Like Jun-ho in front of the mirror shirtless doing his nighttime routine and Seok-woo grabbing his waist and burying his face in his neck when he comes home. Washing each others hair. Grocery shopping together and milk and cereals in front of the tv one the weekends. Finally getting something out of the capitalistic hellhole Seok-woo is in and Jun-ho leaving his loneliness and tragic shit behind.

Also please can I manifest a flashback of In-ho holding baby Jun-ho either in his mom’s pov or Seok-woo or his🥲 like one of the brothers framing a picture of his scene 😭

Fear not, he will get his happy moments (after the angst ofc)!

And noted on the flashback <3 I'll add it to the growing list, and see if I can squeeze anything in.

Anonymous asked:

As the betrayed anon, sending prayers to you for the next chapter so that you may hasten the beginning. This betrayal has damaged me greatly as you can see. Perhaps I shall never love again. 😔💔

Sorry, got too carried away with the Shakespearean dialogue. Please do update though. 😊🔪

Promise I'm joking (probably).

Prayers received, betrayed anon 🙌🏼

I must say, the knife emoji was not necessary 🫰

Anonymous asked:

In-ho finding out about Junho and the recruiter from his stepmother would be the funniest thing ever. I imagine he would be number 1 gay rights defender and at the same time preparing his gun.

haha he’s gonna be pissed, I won’t spoil how it will go but it’s gonna be a mess and he doesn’t get on board with the idea the way Junho was with Gihun💀 there will be brother yelling at brother action

Anonymous asked:

You are a cruel, cruel person, taunting me with that update notification.

My heart is shattered.

I have lost all trust in human beings.

What shall I do for the rest of my life?

Take responsibility!!!

I shall only regain trust if you truly update wallflower.

sorry!!! It was the first of April I had to 🫰💀🫰

next chapter is in the works (I’m gonna do a seokwoo pov chapter I think, send prayers)

Twitter or X whatever its called now is truly a cesspit wow

noooooo what??? Val Kilmer passed away???? Iceman 😭😭😭

Incubomurum domus, commonly known as "house meat", is an amorphous vertebrate that lodges itself in the empty spaces of buildings.

Originally believed to have evolved in caves, it quickly adapted to human dwellings and their ample feeding opportunities. Apart from predating the inhabitants, they may cause structural instabilities to the foundation. Prompt removal is recommended.

oh hey look its my landlord 🫰

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