If I had ever believed it, I no longer did.

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

if you were a witch from pseudo-medieval times, which animal would be your familiar?

i got salamander.

This is a real Big Nate comic

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

had a snack and realized this sounds very jokerfied but i am literally right

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

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