Specialized Carbon

homosexuals really be out here wanting to be a tiny little gay socialist wizard who wanders through the woods as he pleases, dreaming of his soft boyfriend back yonder. its me, im homosexuals

Janelle Monáe photographed by Alexandra Gavillet for Billboard

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

why was zhao so ready to throw down with a homeless 16 year old

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait.

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

Man vs. Gravity (soggy bottoms)

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

remember when marina diamandis made up a character that mocked the way women are perceived in media and ppl missed the satire and then proceeded to say the exact things she was making fun of she was literally dragging sexists in the most meta way possible anyways electra heart is a masterpiece

Buff💪🏽Katara

re-upload of an old zuko paint blurb. ; v ;

In pop culture, slackers are portrayed as playing guitar, but learning to play any instrument requires a lot of commitment and attention, the opposite of what a slacker stands for.

*psst* It’s the fact that capitalism doesn’t value artistic ability if it can’t turn a profit. Capitalism sees all the amateur buskers and starving artists and assumes that, since they’re barely getting by, they must not be putting in enough effort.