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Nov 8th, 2011

@maryland-officially

whoa this guy knows how to party

It looks like a Scooby-Doo chase scene in there

I was explaining to my mom about how tumblr is excited for the ides of march tomorrow, and celebrating the assassination of a corrupt politician etc. etc. and she goes, "Oh! So what do we wear!"

And I said, "IDK a knife?"

And she said, "Ohh, I don't think I can get away with that at the conference. But I know, I'll draw a picture of a knife and carry it around in my pocket and get a giggle out of it whenever I look in my pocket!"

Anyway my mom's brilliant and I think we should all carry paper knives tomorrow.

I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

so I was gonna make pink and blue cookies as a late Trans Day of Visibility thing but uhm

let’s just say it didn’t go how I thought it would

They’re a bit more late when it comes to Trans Day of Visibility but here’s attempt 2

the pink ones came out way bigger for some reason. ig I just didn’t roll them as well

@livkayrussell @homocidalpotat @demonicallyslaying @aghusernamesaredifficult

AHHHH WHY DID YOU COOK ME

BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA

Damn who tf are you fucking Benny from IHNMAIMS goddamn

idk who that is but I’m going to assume they’re a very unhinged individual

Just look at his beautiful face

huh

he is monke

…you called me a monke?

no benny be the monke

okay

so I was gonna make pink and blue cookies as a late Trans Day of Visibility thing but uhm

let’s just say it didn’t go how I thought it would

They’re a bit more late when it comes to Trans Day of Visibility but here’s attempt 2

the pink ones came out way bigger for some reason. ig I just didn’t roll them as well

@livkayrussell @homocidalpotat @demonicallyslaying @aghusernamesaredifficult

AHHHH WHY DID YOU COOK ME

BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA

Damn who tf are you fucking Benny from IHNMAIMS goddamn

idk who that is but I’m going to assume they’re a very unhinged individual

Just look at his beautiful face

huh

he is monke

…you called me a monke?

so I was gonna make pink and blue cookies as a late Trans Day of Visibility thing but uhm

let’s just say it didn’t go how I thought it would

They’re a bit more late when it comes to Trans Day of Visibility but here’s attempt 2

the pink ones came out way bigger for some reason. ig I just didn’t roll them as well

@livkayrussell @homocidalpotat @demonicallyslaying @aghusernamesaredifficult

AHHHH WHY DID YOU COOK ME

BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA

Damn who tf are you fucking Benny from IHNMAIMS goddamn

idk who that is but I’m going to assume they’re a very unhinged individual

Just look at his beautiful face

huh

NEW TREND IDEA

Describe your OC in Akinator and reblog with who it guess they were

Here’s mine with Yui:

She’s a rare character apparently lol

@livkayrussell @yourlocalxiaosimp @angelicallyresurrecting @in-a-mello-mood @kokushibosbestie

I-

LMAOOOO

uhhh idk which of my other moots have ocs so open tags

so I was gonna make pink and blue cookies as a late Trans Day of Visibility thing but uhm

let’s just say it didn’t go how I thought it would

They’re a bit more late when it comes to Trans Day of Visibility but here’s attempt 2

the pink ones came out way bigger for some reason. ig I just didn’t roll them as well

@livkayrussell @homocidalpotat @demonicallyslaying @aghusernamesaredifficult

AHHHH WHY DID YOU COOK ME

BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA

Damn who tf are you fucking Benny from IHNMAIMS goddamn

idk who that is but I’m going to assume they’re a very unhinged individual

Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds

I legitimately thought this would get like 3 notes when I uploaded it. I’m blown away by the response. I’m truly grateful to everyone who liked and rebloged this. I’m over the moon that people seem to like it!

This is so cool!

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

My mentor: I wanna do a wall garden, because it doesnt take up too much space

Me, already vibrating from the dopamine and adrenaline: Let's talk about espaliers

okay, so espaliers are beyond sexy, they are so unbelievably productive

The basics are just... pruning growing trees so they are more 2 dimensional, usually placed against walls. It takes a few years to form/ raise, but they are much easier to maintain than free growing trees in the long run.

(source)

Not only is it more accessible, easier to harvest fruit, but the design has a double purpose; the walls hold and release heat that can keep warm-weathered plants alive during Northen winters!

There are people who use this method to grow avocado, fig, etc trees outdoors without electricity in -20C weather.

A similar technique to espalier can be used to grow furniture without killing the tree!