Leo: I’m cool blue raspberry and you’re grape…the worst flavor.

Donnie: At least my color is in skittles! The only time you’re included is when it’s sour!

Leo: Sour skittles are awesome. And you’re still grape flavored. Gross.

Raph: Please. Everyone knows the best candy color is red. Strawberry skittles, cherry jolly ranchers, fruit punch-

Donnie: Yeah, but you also have licorice.

Leo: And all those spicy, red hot candies that taste like expired cinnamon.

Mikey: That’s why you can’t go wrong with orange, baby. It’s a color, and a flavor. There’s versatility. Orange Fanta, skittles, pumpkin spice, anything with peanut butter-

Raph, Donnie & Leo: Ugh. Candy corn?

Mikey: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

April: Guys, if you’re going to fight about candy every time, I’m not taking you trick or treating anymore.