My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
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i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.
happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!
happy 10 years to the Down With Cis bus!
Reblogged vitaecryptid
and what if i do? what if i do need a robot to make pictures? what if also need robots to construct essays and translate things for me, a non native speaker? what’s wrong with that? what is wrong with using tools to help oneself?
do you people even know what you sound like? do you hear yourselves? “you’re actually a moron if you can’t complete these tasks by yourself” like ?
yeah it makes you a moron hope this helps
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Reblogged kirkwallers
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
Reblogged inaweofdiana
why are YOU as a man admitting to enjoying being hit and smacked and just generally manhandled by women
I need everyone to know this Bob Hoskins playing Mario Mario from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie which also featured John Leguizamo as Luigi Mario and that while as a movie and an adaptation of the franchise it is rife with problems ranging from the technical to the aesthetic to the philosophical, and also bearing in mind I didn't go to see the newer animated film, I will nevertheless assert that in no way shape or form could any modern adaptation be anywhere near as interesting and yes even as fun to watch as this deranged but well-intentioned film.
Back in the 90s, someone had script for a dark future cyberpunk movie (it was in style at the time) and them some coked out executive decided to make a Mario movie and just slap the brand over that script.
Also, because Mario at the time didn't have like a whole lot of characters, they had to really stretch it. Like, do you know who this absolute queen is?
A fish, that's big Bertha. They based the character very roughly on a giant fish that instantly eats you on a couple of water levels.
And that's the whole movie, a lazy executive desicion followed by wacky writing, and (and I mean this from the heart) Incredible design and execution. Like there's real actual talent at work there. This movie is better than it had any right to be and you should see it.
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been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao
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I had a Terry's Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.
So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.
Attempting to obtain the orange by other means is not working.
Literally no joke, last November I ordered a case of Terry's Chocolate Oranges and they didn't arrive in time for Christmas stockings. Months later, this arrived in a package that looked like it had been toted around on Odysseus's journey:
Who is Terry, what realm does he inhabit.
Reblogged vitaecryptid
Why does that guillotine have a smaller hole.
It’s so you can still see the “blade” at the bottom, to trick you into thinking it went through clean.
Reblogged radiotopia
this will get to the right people
Reblogged radiotopia
Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.
Ah, alright, since you asked so nicely.
God damn it, you all won't believe what just happened.