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IT IS TIME
TIME TO LAUGH
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fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter
when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend
when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles
People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance
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Reblogged bats-n-birds
Sorry I had to do both.
Reblogged bats-n-birds
Retire, old man
Reblogged everythingburritos
to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife
The wife and the demon are the same person
The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious
me before getting to the end of this post
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Sesame Street characters doing impressions of other Sesame Street characters. That should be enough to convince you to click on it, but I will sweeten the deal with a screenshot of The Count’s impression of Ernie.
There is no reason that can’t be the Internet’s Next Top Reaction Image.
:: saves image ::
gayweeddaddy69
And thus the first of the prophecies falls into place
Reblogged goodstuffhappenedtoday
Потому что в этом доме только одна звезда…
“Because in this house there’s only one star”
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Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and
say things
that aren’t true
harshwhimsies
“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”
“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”
“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”
“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”
“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”
“Hssssss.”
“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”
“nO YOU’RE NOT THOUGH–”
This is a fucking hilarious concept.
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a roast chicken boy
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medusaceratops-deactivated20210
i know none of you can agree on anything but you must agree with me here, because i demand it. i want damian wayne to be the classic horse girl who unironically watches horse girl movies and reads the black stallion 17 times. i do not simply ask, you understand, i demand
Alfred, very obviously faking: Oh dear. This horse is just too wild. Nobody can tame it. I suppose it will never win the Big Race
Damian, vibrating with fury while staring directly into the soulless black eyes of this hellbeast: YOU UNDERSTAND ME
medusaceratops-deactivated20210
YOU. YOU'RE HIRED.
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comicsodissey
Jedi Cat Meme ; Art by JB Casacop
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had a lot of fun with this commission by @our-happygirl500-fan !