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Zoey The Bee

@zoeythebee / zoeythebee.tumblr.com

Extremely trans, extremely autistic bee named Zoey. 22 - she/they - bi

You know I was devastated to find out this little guy is at THE BOTTOM (?????) of the popularity list!

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╎ ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⊣⚍|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᓵᔑ∷↸ʖ𝙹ᔑ∷↸ ᓵ⚍ℸ ̣𝙹⚍ℸ ̣, ∷ᒷᔑꖎ !¡╎ᒷᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣, ╎'ꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ᒷꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣.

Saw invader Zim, thought “ooh, i bet random alien would have a lot to say about this guy”. Scroll down, and. Well.

↸𝙹リℸ ̣ ʖꖎᔑᒲᒷ ᒲᒷ, ʖꖎᔑᒲᒷ ⍑╎ᓭ ʖᒷ⍑ᔑ⍊╎𝙹⚍∷ ∴⍑ᒷリ ∴ᒷ ᒲᒷℸ ̣ ⚍!¡ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ╎ꖎꖎᒷ⊣ᔑꖎ ⊣𝙹𝙹↸ᓭ ℸ ̣∷ᔑ↸╎リ⊣ ᓵᒷリℸ ̣ᒷ∷, ᒲ𝙹ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷⎓⚍ᓵꖌᒷ∷ !¡⚍ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⍑╎⊣⍑ !¡∷╎ᓵᒷᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ⍑╎ᓭ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ᒷ↸ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ᔑリ ᔑᓭᓭ⍑ᔑℸ ̣

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ !¡∷𝙹ʖꖎᒷᒲ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹𝙹↸ᓭ ∴ᒷ∷ᒷ ᒲ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ꖎ|| ᓭℸ ̣⚍!¡╎↸ꖎ|| ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ℸ ̣|| 𝙹∷ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ᓭℸ ̣∷ᔑ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⚍!¡ リ𝙹リᒷ, ╎ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭᓵᔑᒲᒲᒷ↸ ʖ|| ⍑╎ᒲ ᔑ ꖎ𝙹リ⊣ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ ᔑ⊣𝙹, ╎ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌᒷ∷ ᓭ𝙹 ᒲ⚍ᓵ⍑

ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹ꖎ↸ ᒲᒷ ᓭ𝙹𝙹リᒷ∷, ╎ᓭℸ ̣⊣

YOURE JUST JEALOUS YOUR INFERIOR SPECIES DOESNT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A GENUINE IRKEN DESTRUCT-o-BOT.

NOT MY PROBLEM!

GO BACK TO YOUR PUNY LITTLE PLANET AND TRY AGAIN WHEN YOU EVOLVE INTO SOMETHING WORTHY OF MY MIGHTY IRKEN TECH.

⊣𝙹 ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||𝙹⚍∷ᓭᒷꖎ⎓ ⨅╎ᒲ, ʖᔑ∷ᒷꖎ|| ᔑリ||𝙹リᒷ ʖ𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ᔑリ||∴ᔑ|| ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ⍑ᔑ↸ ∴ᒷᔑ!¡𝙹リ∷|| ᒲ𝙹∷ᒷ ᔑ↸⍊ᔑリᓵᒷ↸, ᔑℸ ̣ꖎᒷᔑᓭℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ↸╎↸リℸ ̣ ∷⚍リ 𝙹リ ᔑ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ℸ ̣|| ᔑ╎. ⊣𝙹𝙹↸ ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ʖᔑリリᒷ↸ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ

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transfem Escargoon from kirby right back atcha would go on Estragen. or Estrargoon . and would look and sound exactly the same except she got laser and would wear a pink bow like this

NOW ESCARGOON YOU'VE BEEN A REAL PAL O' MINE AND THE WAY I SEE IT IS THAT YOU CAN BE WHATEVER GENDAH YOU WANNA BE SO LONG AS WE GET THAT DANG KIRBEH! HECK MAYBE YOU'LL BE EVEN BETTAH AT IT NOW BECAUSE WHO KNOWS PERHAPS A FEMININE TOUCH WAS WHAT OUR SCHEMES WERE MISSIN' THE WHOLE DANG TIME! NOW LET'S BOOK THAT SURGEREH, YOU KNOW THAT AS KING O' THIS FAIR LAND I CAN GET YOU TO ALL DA FINEST DOCTAHS NO TROUBLE AT ALL

How can I help you, King Dedede?

I NEED A DOCTAH THAT'LL GIVE MY FRIEND A PUSSY

That's what we do best at N.M.E.!

I've finally got a date for vaginoplasty!

(horn solo)

Love some miserable Elon in the morning

normally stuff like this feels performative because anyone can talk shit online to someone and most normal people would just ignore it and block you but in this instance its the funniest thing in the world because you know for a fact its getting to him

even the bloated miller wants him dead

The fact that Elon Musk is definitely miserable does make me a little happy

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