Crowley, lying through his teeth in hell: No, no. I have most definitely been up to real evil. Truly wicked. Despicable stuff. I’m sure it would turn your stomachs to hear all the gory details.
Beelzebub: It says here that last week you spent 5 minutes crying about ducklings following you in a park.
Crowley, tearing up: They thought I was their mother. What kind of a parental figure am I?!
I’m gonna be honest “angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort” is a pretty meaningless thing to say when referring to the one angel who makes it an effort to appear as gay as possible on a daily basis.
