Posts tagged "lmao"
SLPT - Save money
SLPT: If you starve yourself, you won’t need to worry about your lack of love and personal connection.
SLPT for when you can’t get that last little bit of dog food in the can.
SLPT Got a urine puddle on the floor? Just burn your house down!
SLPT: Water bottle shoes; to make you look like heavy meth user.
SLPT: Petition to shut down all hospitals so no one has to die.
SLPT : Fuck dem kids
SLPT: how to gauge the depth of snow quickly
SLPT: Difficult labor? Try this!
SLPT: dig a hole in the middle of your food and put a spoon in the hole, then microwave with the spoon in to heat the inside thoroughly.