• brightlotusmoon

  • Around the end of the 90s he was doing magic tricks with cloaks and flash paper. In a densely wooded area that he knew like the back of his hand, a group of kids were pretending to summon their devil and littering and essentially disrespecting the area. My spouse put on his heavy cloak, grabbed a walking stick he had carved, and took some flash paper, and stomped into the clearing bellowing “GET OUT OF MY WOODS” and setting off the flash paper so it was coming from his hand and slamming the staff into the ground. The kids ran off screaming and he cleaned everything up.

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  • prokopetz

  • There's actually a level beyond "thinks their kink is secretly universal and everyone who claims they're not into it is lying" where they acknowledge that some people don't swing that way, but conclude that these people are evil. I once had somebody insist to me that not having a piss kink is reactionary.

  • prokopetz

  • (Honestly, it was the choice of the word "reactionary" that most gave me pause. Like, exactly what pissless former status quo are these alleged reactionaries attempting to reconstruct?)

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