Sanity’s Death Bed

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I really love the idea of mediators in clans, But like not as an ambassador for interclan issues (that’s just their side job). I like to imagine that they are just the full time therapist for the cats of their respective clan.

Like imagine if like the Three go to the mediator for monthly therapy (and it’s objectively making the problem worse)

Brambleclaw and Squilf go to couples therapy weekly

The mediator gives up on Ashfur after a couple of moons after realising that he won’t listen to his advice and just wants to rant about Squilf

Cloudtail and Brightheart go to couples therapy as well, but they are their so they can stop problems and listen to each other (gotta love the wholesome relationship)

warrior cats I just really think that it's funny yk? like Jayfeather pulls a fucking Rick a just tries everything he can to get out of therapy I also just think the mediator is underused like I get it's a pretty new thing but still
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curoopeez

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

curoopeez

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While I'm sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn't mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop

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ninjasmudge
scoops-aboy86

Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes you pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

risingoflights

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