hi before you dm or anything i make jokes about gore and suicide and that sort of stuff so like beware yeah

past usernames: Lucypearl333, gutless19 (shortlived)

When I joke fight with someone I have to like some of their posts so they don’t get confused and think I’m actually mad at them

I’m so fucking devastated!! I can’t find my old AO3 fanfictions. I think my username was obtusewindow or doggyfame, I wrote a fanfic where John Deacon and Freddie Mercury had sex under a table backstage (The work was titled “Under the Table” if anyone would please find it) and then I wrote one where all Queen members were raped by Smartschoolboy9, Big Dick Randy, P Diddy, Epstein, and some other people of that kind. I can’t find myself on the way back machine either.

The summary of UtT for anyone who wants to see:

Under the Table - John Deacon gets a boner and Freddie decides to help him fix it. If I recall correctly, a part of the plotline was that the show they played at was called “The Rainbow” so parents dropped their children off thinking it was a kid-friendly space. Since, obviously, they couldn’t do the deed with kids running around left and right, they decided to do it Under the Table instead of A) waiting or B) doing it in the bathroom. Rhian was pretty specific on what he wanted (for them to go at it in public) so I had to work around that. I remember I wrote that Roger either got completely hammered, or overdosed, so Brian had to take him back to the hotel or the ER, so conveniently they weren’t around to witness. You could imagine maybe some Maylor happened during the off screen stuff. Perhaps Roger telling Brian how beautiful he is in a drunken ramble. I don’t like Deacury anymore though, only Froger

It’s weird how the phrase “hang [your] head” means tilt your head downward when in reality when you hang yourself your head tilts upward